Sometimes I say to myself that Lindsay Lohan looks pretty good for 40.
Over the weekend Ali Lohan chopped a few more years off her life because she hung out with Lindsay.
Madonna grinds away on the dance floor while
Lourdes looks on and is probably mortified. Although, if Madonna is your mom, there is probably a lot you have to overlook.
Mandy Moore towering over Kristin Davis.
So, I really thought Maria Shriver's outfit was the worst one of the weekend. I was wrong.
I thought Rosanna Arquette's outfit was the worst one of the weekend. I was wrong.
Bobby Trendy topped both of them with plenty of room to spare.
Apparently Michelle Trachtenberg has this whole walking the dog thing a little bit confused.
Over the weekend Ali Lohan chopped a few more years off her life because she hung out with Lindsay.
Madonna grinds away on the dance floor while
Lourdes looks on and is probably mortified. Although, if Madonna is your mom, there is probably a lot you have to overlook.
Mandy Moore towering over Kristin Davis.
So, I really thought Maria Shriver's outfit was the worst one of the weekend. I was wrong.
I thought Rosanna Arquette's outfit was the worst one of the weekend. I was wrong.
Bobby Trendy topped both of them with plenty of room to spare.
Apparently Michelle Trachtenberg has this whole walking the dog thing a little bit confused.
Is Mandy Moore 7 feet tall?
ReplyDeleteI love Mandy Moore. Even though I have never met a Mandy I liked. LOL
ReplyDeleteI am sorry Enty but NOTHING is worse than that Rosanna A dress....NOTHING!
My dear Enty, Michelle totally gets the walking the dog thing. That is a French Bulldog, and that is indeed how they like to be walked. Mine lays in the grass on our walks, and expects me to pull him along on his back. He's currently sprawled out on the sofa, snoring and farting so much, my eyes are watering.
ReplyDeleteOn a side note, has Madonna had more work done? She's isn't looking like herself. She'd better be careful dancing like that at her age. She's a hip fracture just waiting to happen.
Madonna looks surprisingly good there. Young and refreshed.
ReplyDeleteI'd carry the pup, too. It's so cute.
ReplyDeleteLindsay still looks like a hooker..
ReplyDeleteAli looks very old in that pic...
I don't like Madonna like I used to.
I have never felt Maria Shriver was an attractive woman.
Rosanna's dress is horrible. Wouldn't be caught in something like that even if it was free LOL.
That is such a cute dog lol...
Either Kristen is a lot shorter than I thought, or Mandy is WAY taller - wow.
ReplyDeleteHilarious Lohan caption. Word.
All Enty's captions in this post are pretty funny. Is he having a liquid lunch?
ReplyDeleteLOL @ MommaBear
ReplyDeleteLove me some Mandy Moore. Nice dress, too.
ReplyDeleteMandy is close to 6 ft tall, without heels.
ReplyDeleteAli Lohan looks like a 40-something drag queen taking it easy on the makeup for the night.
MommaBear - You just made me laugh so hard that I snorted! I can totally visualize everything you just said. HA!
ReplyDeleteI love when ladies wear red shoes with non-red clothing, whether it be a dress or jeans and a t-shirt. Red shoes are awesome!
@MommaBear has me laughing out loud too! Lotta doggies like that. :-)
ReplyDeleteAli Lohan looks more like a transvestite than ever. STOP with the plastic surgery, child, it's just making you look masculine, and surely that is not the look you're going for.
Okay, I have to admit that I like Rosanna Arquette's dress and I think Bobby Trendy's look is fun!
That picture of Ali looks like Michael Lohan in drag!
ReplyDeleteThat picture of Madonna reminds me of the last scene in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane.
Did Bobby Trendy graduate clown college or something?
So Lourdes was in school, on time, this morning, right?
ReplyDeleteCould Shriver's wrap be her mother's? For some reason it makes me think of Eunice, or at least her generation's taste. She's probably missing her right now.
ReplyDeletelindsay reminds me of the girl that shows up (uninvited) to eeryones house in high school because she SO wants to fit in.
ReplyDeleteyou kind of want to pat her on her head and tell her to go have a cookie and some milk in the kitchen. at least there she could pour her heart out to someone who knew how to be a mom. she has lost her "spark".
Madonna and Rosanna Arquette? Desperately Seeking Susan!
ReplyDeleteWhat's with the cheap 70's grandparent "art" on the wall behind LiLo? Tacky! And her sister looks hella bad. Does anyone else think Ali looks a little like Princess Stephanie in her slightly younger days here?
ReplyDeleteI would die a thousand deaths if my mother acted the way Madonna does.
Rosanna's dress should be burned, but the true assault on the senses are those heinous shoes. Booties, especially open-toed booties, should be considered a crime against humanity.
I have no words for Bobby Trendy. Except that I think he will prominantly feature in my nightmares tonight.
MommaBear, I will see your French bulldog and raise you my Pomeranian, who lacks the intellect to grasp the idea of a walk and is literally the gassiest animal I've ever seen. His burping is quickly achieving legendary status, and his farting is SBD.
By the way, over at Go Fug Yourself one of the commenters described Rosanna's shoes with that dress as "the rancid cherries on top of a shit sundae." That about sums it up. Oh, and the back of the dress is even worse.
ReplyDeleteMandy Moore and Kristin Davis have to be two of the most naturally beautiful women in Hollywood. Mandy is gorg gorg gorg!
ReplyDeleteHoly crap, Ali Lohan looks like a man!
ReplyDeleteLourdes is sitting next to a young woman more fake and pretentious than even Madonna and Lourdes put together! Good move, ladies. No one will notice how spoiled and phony you are as long as you have creature with you.
ReplyDeleteMadonna = trying waaaaaay too hard.
ReplyDelete@Barton Fink: Who is that sitting next to Lourdes?
ReplyDeleteMy childhood friend was at this party with Vadge and Lola. He said they barely spoke to each other, and Lola ignored Vadge.
ReplyDeleteMadonna - stop trying to be your daughter.
ReplyDeleteEnty - my beautiful blond miniature dachshund Chester would not mind if I carried him all damn day. And I usually do. Go, Michelle!!
My sister's dog, Floyd, would demand that we carry him when he would get tired of walking. He also demanded to be hand fed.
ReplyDeleteI miss that dog.