Friday, November 04, 2011

Random Photos Part Two

Wouldn't you know it? Courtney Stodden and I have something in common. This is what I wear to go get Starbucks too.
Claudia Schiffer dressed much more modestly. I wonder how she and her husband are getting along.
Every woman over the age of 40 just groaned. Jack Wagner and Rick Springfield in the same picture? It is like the 80's and General Hospital just came rushing back.
Joe Gorga plays with himself on the red carpet.
Apparently he likes it.
Janet Jackson in Sydney. Wave goodbye to Kim and Khloe.
Don't even get me started. Jamie Lynn Sigler and Joe Jonas. Hopefully this is just a photo op and not something I will ever see again.
Jeremy Renner with text envy.
Because everyone wears heels after a workout. What was Katie Holmes thinking? It's because Tom hammers it home everyday with his mantra of, "I must wear lifts. I must wear lifts."
Kelly Monaco and Zelda Williams at a Nintendo party which seems appropriate. Isn't she named after Legend Of Zelda?

41 comments:

  1. I think I read somewhere that Robin actually DID name his daughter after The Legend of Zelda. That game kicked ass. Old school NES was the best, truly.

    She probably tells people she was named after F. Scott's wife, though. Shit, *I* would. :-)

    Courtney's basically wearing underwear! I can't believe Starbucks didn't kick her out. Also, I know I'm being Cap'n Obvious here, but she SERIOUSLY looks like a 76 year-old transvestite in that picture.

    Claudia is so skinny. Oh my God. :-(

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  2. Anonymous12:38 PM

    Janet Jackson looks like Oprah in this picture to me.

    And Courtney, I believe, was going *Sans Fards!* to show everyone she actually is a 17 year old (or however old she is claiming). These pics were supposed to convince us.

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  3. Courtney's implants are hideously high. Gross.

    Used to love me some Rick Springfiels. He looks good for 60.

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  4. oh that courtney stodden photo is making me ill. its just wrong in so many ways.

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  5. Courtney looks just as old without makeup, wtf? I'm not trying to be snarky, she genuinely looks at least 20 years older than any 17 year old I've ever seen. Hell, I am almost ten years older than Courtney, but it would appear the other way around.

    Part of me wants to laugh at her, but the other part feels bad for her and wonders what the hell she's been through/what she's going through now that makes her behave and look the way she does.

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  6. I completely agree. I thought it was just the makeup but it isnt... poor, poor child

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  7. My husband believes Courtney has some type of accelerated aging disease

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  8. Jack Wagner has had too much plastic surgery. He looks nothing like the guy I was crushing on back in the 80s. Rick looks like he's had a little work done, too, but it isn't as obvious on him.

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  9. Anonymous1:03 PM

    Rick Springfield still looks pretty good. Jack Wagner? Not at all.

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  10. I used to love me so Rick Springfield too. Then he documented what a cheating asshole he is in his book...

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  11. I agree, RJ. I'm not sure I would have recognized him without the caption. I used to think he was so dreamy!

    I also wonder how Claudia and Matthew are getting along these days....

    Enough with Stodden. Seriously. We're feeding her and we shouldn't.

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  12. With AMC being cancelled, I recently started watching Bold & Beautiful and Jack actually looks pretty good. I hate Rick's over-dyed hair.

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  13. Clearly, Courtney was either abused or overly sexualized as a child. We'll get all the sad news once she writes her books -- or makes real her early obituary.

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  14. Looks like Jack & Rick are at the airport? Must have been arriving for the Rick Springfield cruise which I know leaves today for the Bahamas for 5 days. Jack is the special guest :)

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  15. I thought we already established this...Katie is an idiot.

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  16. I don't even know what to say about Courtney Stodden anymore. She just gives me the sads.

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  17. Thanks for the Jeremy Renner pic. Meow!

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  18. I love how ENTY revealed who the father of January Jones's baby! DUH...Claudia Schiffer's hubby (Director of X-MEN)

    I hope this gets revealed soon!!!

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  19. Also, who is Joe Gorga and why does the mere sight of him fill me with rage?

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  20. Took her long enough after her decades long rocker lust, but I am so glad Heather Locklear finally found what I hope it happiness with Jack W. But just stay away from the plastic surgeons and age with a bit of grace. Don't mind a little nip and tuck, but some of those face lifts look horrendous.

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  21. I have grown to be fond of Courntey. She is the new Shauna Sand sans the lucite stripper heels. And the reason her cleavage looks off -- she paints her cleavage on with makeup. I love me some Courtney. Let's all let our freak flags fly proud :) don't be scurred.

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  22. Courtney's mother has said Courtney will be the new Anna Nicole Smith. Um, I hope I got that name right! ANyway, that's just so pitiful. Great mother.

    I love how Jack Wagner has stayed with Heather thru thick and thin. Can't help but like them both. Wish they didn't feel the need for plastic improvement. God, I just GH during the Scorpio years with Finola Hughes.

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  23. Frisco and Felicia forever

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  24. There's a big group of people who make and play custom Zelda quests online. I love to play them, but when a new one comes out, it means a couple of weeks will disappear from my life.

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  25. Jack Wagner was the man back in the day. All I Need plus Patrick Swayze's She's like the Wind is enough to make this 45 year old swoon.

    Zelda Williams is pretty. Shocking! I think his oldest son was given naming privileges and he named her after the video game.

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  27. rick and jack are heading out to go on the rick springfield cruise! they really are my friend is leaving tomorrow!

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  28. I saw Claudia Schiffer walking in the west village a few years ago--she has a presence. So gorgeous. I feel bad about her scenario though (assuming it's true) :(

    Joe Gorga--GROSS!!!

    Despite his plastic surgery, I think Jack Wagner looks pretty good here....assuming you can look past the Bieber shoes.

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  29. @ Maja - Joe Gorga is the brother of one cast member from The Real Housewives of NJ (Teresa Guidice) and the husband of another (Melissa). Teresa and Melissa loathe each other, and Joe Gorga and his sister's husband (also named Joe) despise each other. Joe Gorga is kind of douchey but compared to the other Joe, he's a real prince.

    Yes, I won't apologize for knowing far too much about these people.

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  30. Give Courtney Stodden some credit-- she looks great for a middle-aged woman going through menopause.

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  31. Awww I know you <3 Jamie but leave Joe Jonas alone - he has had a bad month and is harmless. He'll be fine once he....finds himself!

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  32. @Figgy..LOL!

    Would it kill Courtney to dress more appropriately from time to time? Gawd I wanna break into her house and burn all those bras with the clear straps. She only wears them to "prove" she doesn't have implants.

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  33. Why do claudia Schiffer, Jamie Lynn Sigler, Katie Holmes and other ladies in the pics today look so much younger than "17 year old bride" Stodden [who looks more and more like a washed up porn star every day]?

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  34. That picture of Courtney is perfect for the 'tanorexic' in your life! Stay out of those cancer coffins!

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  35. Anonymous7:54 PM

    Rick Springfield looks beyond ridiculous, his face I sad and hilarious.

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  36. Anonymous8:26 PM

    His face *is* sad and hilarious.

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  37. "washed up porn star" so true. I truly do not understand why anyone, famous or not, would walk around dressed like that in every day life. Jenna Jameson looks a lot more classy and younger than this alleged teenager.

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  38. Some website pointed out the bad self-tanning job Courtney did - you can see the streaks from her fingers. I guess her mom was a melanoma victim, and she doesn't do tanning. She's in LA now, don't they have a lot of good spray tan places?

    I crushed on Jack more than Rick, but he was still a little too pretty for me to get crazy about. Once I saw To Live and Die in LA, my crush was cemented for life - Willem Dafoe. Everyone tells me that's weird. Why is he never in the pictures? I've only been reading CDAN for 6-8 months, I guess I could search.

    Don't know who Joe is.

    My son berates me almost daily for selling the N64 (though I did keep the GameCube, which doesn't matter, the games play on the Wii). He's discovered old Zelda games. He downloads them from the Wii channel. Guess who he wanted to be for Halloween? If I only had tons of green material... and he hadn't told me the day before...

    Searching for Willem now!

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  39. Wow, Enty loves Willem, too! But he hasn't been in the pictures for a year - 10/10. More Willem, please! So nice when someone agrees with me on how amazing he is!

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  40. Courtney needs a refund on her boob job. Yikes.

    I love Claudia's dress but not those shoes.

    Rick Springfield has had (obvious) work done and I think it looks bad.

    It looks like Joe Gorga is doing the Swifty hand heart thing...over his penis.

    I played the hell out of all 3 Super Mario games & Double Dribble, but somehow I never played Zelda. Do I need to download it???

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  41. I see women who look like Courtney all day long, but they are in their middle to late 40's. They all have that hard, plastic look to them but think they look amazing.Don't people look in the mirror any longer?

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