Ken Russell - RIP
Doug Hutchison wonders if Courtney Stodden bought him anything at Victoria's Secret. If you widen out this photo, you
can see the little kid who seems amazed at what he is seeing. Us too kid. Us too.
Delta Goodrem in Sydney minus whatever Jonas she was pretending to date.
The Madden brothers were there too.
Just a quick weekend trip for Dita Von Teese. One cart for each day.
Erik Estrada is now a greeter at Target.
Hayden P gets her drink on with injured Jet, Scotty McKnight.
And then gets a text from her ex, Vladimir.
Doug Hutchison wonders if Courtney Stodden bought him anything at Victoria's Secret. If you widen out this photo, you
can see the little kid who seems amazed at what he is seeing. Us too kid. Us too.
Delta Goodrem in Sydney minus whatever Jonas she was pretending to date.
The Madden brothers were there too.
Just a quick weekend trip for Dita Von Teese. One cart for each day.
Erik Estrada is now a greeter at Target.
Hayden P gets her drink on with injured Jet, Scotty McKnight.
And then gets a text from her ex, Vladimir.
Does anyone else wonder if Doug had cheek implants? When the Courtney madness first started and I saw photos of him, I couldn't figure out why he looked different. Now I know about "cheek implants". He always looks like he's sucking his cheeks in, too, does he think it makes him look sexy?
ReplyDeleteForget the kid, the funniest is the lady behind that oddest couple laughing her head off!
ReplyDeleteDita has the same amount of carriages it would take for me to move into a new place!
Sure those aren't implants, Courtney. Sure.
ReplyDeleteHave the Madden brothers released an album anytime recently? Or are they mostly DJs now? I didn't used to mind their stuff. I often get "The River" stuck in my head.
aargh, now I have The River stuck is my fucking head!
ReplyDeleteHey! I have that white purse. The handles rusted after a few weeks of use. I used it as a clutch, so not sure why. Damn Aldo's cheap-ass purse.
ReplyDeletekind of grossed out by Dita. REALLY? Most people don't even KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
ReplyDeleteSorry. The Kardashians getting big ratings last night has royally pissed me off.
I meant - REALLY Dita? That many bags for a NOBODY
ReplyDeleteLooks like Courtney was at the Grove doing her shopping. Good place to make sure lots of people see you. If those aren't fake breasts then she just wears the worst bras on the planet.
ReplyDeleteDelta is still with the Jonas Bro (I think its Nick) but she's down in Australia with the Maddens doing their version of The Voice on Oz TV. Damn, she's beautiful.
My husband and I saw Dita at the Boise Airport in the baggage claim over the Christmas holidays - I think it was 2 years ago. Not made up, jeans and everyting. Just beautiful. I hear she has family in Sun Valley.
ReplyDeleteTo J Lo: My husband's reaction to my excitment, "Who's that?"
Wow, that Courtney is reeeeaaaally skinny. Those little stick legs just emphasize the fakeness of her bolt-on boobs.
ReplyDeleteWhatever Doug did he has morphed into Corey Haim and not the cute one. Anyone who has ever had real breasts or ever seen a pair knows that Courtney's aren't real.
ReplyDeleteI like Dita. All superficial and everything, she's a wonderfully classy Diva. Not withstanding the ton of luggage, she's well articulate in interviews, and seems tender hearted and giving.
ReplyDeleteYes, she and that wonderfully-beautiful alien Tilda Swinton are my girl crushes.
Dita is a rare commodity in celebdom: lots of real talent, beautiful but dresses with real taste and a truly unique style. The word for her is...alluring...
ReplyDeleteI'm certain Dita's bags contain costumes and outfits for work.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of 'nobodies'....who names themselves after friggin' J Lo? Were you aiming for the lamest, tackiest, most talentless 'singer' out there?
@libby...slightly classier to name after Jlo then to have your avatar SMELLING YOUR ARMPIT.
ReplyDeleteAwww I love Dita - the best skin!!
ReplyDeleteCourtney looks like a 45-year-old woman who has had surgery to look younger, but doesn't. Sort of the way the Real Wives of Whereever might look, if I ever watched an episode of one.
ReplyDeleteHey now. Libby's armpit picture is a modern classic here on CDAN. It was one of the first reader pics ever posted, and it deserves its proud display! *L*
ReplyDeleteOn a different note, I just NEVER GET TIRED OF SEEING PICTURES OF PORN LIZARD AND GRAMPA ON OUTINGS TOGETHER. NEVER, I TELL YOU HWAT.
I love an armpit photo as much as the next gal but I don't get the point of calling someone out for no reason. Celebrities are fair game here so it seems petty to pick on someone over their user name because they said something you didn't like about a celebrity.
ReplyDeletelol - sorry Rita!
ReplyDeleteRose - totally agree about Doug's resemblance to Corey Haim!
I don't see why a "nobody" can't have a lot of luggage. And why hate someone for that? I go to Montreal for the weekend and I take a suitcase. And if I'm travelling for work, I take a lot of luggage because I'm supposed to be presentable (in the context of my job). And I'll point out she's pushing her own cart. When full, those things are heavy and hard to manoeuvre.
ReplyDeleteAs for Lizard Lady and her gay husband, there's just no way those things are real. And the woman behind laughing is the best part of that picture.
Yes - you guys are right, he looks like old Corey Haim! And I love Dita. She's fabulous!
ReplyDeleteLOL@Libby - I agree with you. She has a lot of costumes, and nice dresses. AND she is surely not a nobody. I've been admiring her for years.
ReplyDeleteDoug & Courtney make me want to vomit. I just cannot wrap my head around this one... gack.
Doug is starting to look a little Mickey Rourke-ish. Did they stop at Victoria's Secret before or after Church service?
ReplyDeleteKen Russell's controversial movie "The Devils" finally hits video in March. Awesome.
Incredibly, that picture was taken after she, hubby and Mom attended church service yesterday. Dressed like that. She puts iley and company to shame.
ReplyDeleteI love how everyone behind them looks so completely amused that these two nobodies walk around as though they are relevant.
ReplyDeleteI think Kim Kardashian faked her affection for her husband way more than this Courtney Stodden chick!!
ReplyDeleteIs it me or is her husbands face stuck in the same position for every picture he seems to be in. This is a fake marriage if I ever saw one!!!!!
re Courtney/Dave 2nd pic...I hate how some men are so desperate to 'claim' their broad, they'll hang on, no matter how uncomfortable the pose/strut is.
ReplyDeleteHe'll be made a fool within a year.
I think they are real and she just pushes them right up and uses a lot of padding. There are pics of her at the beach in a white bikini (and heels. Ugh.) where you can see the gap between her breast and all the padding in the bikini. They are both so gross.
ReplyDeleteThe Jonas brother she was pretending to date? Is there a story here?
ReplyDeleteEveryone behind Courtney/Doug are either laughing or mouths agape. HA.
ReplyDeleteI took this facinating anthro lab in the early days of college where we studied bones in various stages of age and illness...in short, Courtney Stodden aka Queen Lizard Boobs is still so young some of her bones arent even FULLY FUSED YET! She has until around 21 yrs old before her hip bones are even completly done growing/fusing together. This is 4 years away believe it or not!
ReplyDeleteSo when I see pics like this of her tiny tiny almost coltish legs it reminds me that she is still a baby girl and isnt even done growing yet.
It just makes the fucking creep holding her arm and sucking in his cheeks that much more replusive.
The girl can add all the make up she wants, act as adult as she wants, but at the end of the day a picture like this one will show her body has a long ways to go before it's matured, and I would say it follows her mind does as well.
It makes her parents ok-ing this union also super horrible and shitty.
-forgot to mention, I too am facinated by Dita.
ReplyDeleteOld school talent and just allure like she's got is so friggin rare nowadays!
And I definitely think her pushing her own cart (like another blogger mentioned) totally makes up for some of the diva-tude of all those bags. Go ahead and imagine Nicole Kidman doing that- implausible right?
btw Libby- I LOVE your armpit avatar! Dont ever take it down, I'd be sad :))
To all those saying Dita is classy...you do know she used to be in porn don't you?
ReplyDeleteYes, but totally amazing porn. Judgey McJudgerson.
ReplyDeleteLol unknown, I've seen a little and it looked like pretty classy porn
ReplyDeleteI guess some people would say any type of porn isn't classy. Enjoyable maybe but not classy. I don't care much one way or the other about her; I just wish she would not always be in costume or dressed to the nines always. I would love to see her casual.
ReplyDeleteSkinny, when you push real boobs up, they don't have a rigid line at the top like that.
ReplyDelete@Mooshki..yeah, and they wouldn't be uneven either. As for Cory Haim/Micky Rourke..Hells yeah he had his cheeks done. I went to his IMDB page and looked at older photos. Also they have certainly done their best to create a page for Lizard too. Rilly!
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