Last night was the Versace for H&M fashion show and it brought out a bunch of celebrities. I mean, I'm talking God was there and you know that Oprah does not get out of her house for much. Anyway, Blake Lively and Chace Crawford were there too with the hand.
Jessica Alba and Abbie Cornish do their best to avoid the hand.
Alexander Wang, Emma Roberts and Zoe Kravitz never even got to see the hand and probably wanted their money back or free Versace stuff.
Prince was far too busy with himself to worry about the hand.
The hand was too scared of 70's porn star looking Ke$ha to even come near her. Seriously, this might be the worst outfit of the year.
You know who was there, was Allegra Versace and because of what she was wearing I can't tell if she gained weight. I hope she has.
Everyone wants to touch Jennifer Hudson, even the hand.
No hand for Uma Thurman and Alan Cumming, but there was an elbow.
Sofia Coppola was there enjoying some champagne.
Selma Blair at the hall of mirrors to ward off the hand.
Jessica Alba and Abbie Cornish do their best to avoid the hand.
Alexander Wang, Emma Roberts and Zoe Kravitz never even got to see the hand and probably wanted their money back or free Versace stuff.
Prince was far too busy with himself to worry about the hand.
The hand was too scared of 70's porn star looking Ke$ha to even come near her. Seriously, this might be the worst outfit of the year.
You know who was there, was Allegra Versace and because of what she was wearing I can't tell if she gained weight. I hope she has.
Everyone wants to touch Jennifer Hudson, even the hand.
No hand for Uma Thurman and Alan Cumming, but there was an elbow.
Sofia Coppola was there enjoying some champagne.
Selma Blair at the hall of mirrors to ward off the hand.
The hand sure gets around.
ReplyDeleteEnty you crack me up!
ReplyDeleteNot to be too "serious" and "sappy" but I just have to say how much I LOVE this site. I've had 4 knee surgeries since June and actually had a knee replacement 2 weeks ago (at age 32) so have spent a lot of the last 6 months pretty home bound (then in the hospital, then rehab facility [aka nursing home]). This site is something I really look forward to helping to make the days more tolerable. And I love all the readers/posters-- who the (VAST) majority of the time are here to only make snarky, funny remarks about the celebrities that are featured. And not to bash each other with senseless insults to other posters.
Thanks for being a ray of sunshine!
(Ok, now that may of been a little overboard, just vomited in my mouth due to all the ass-kissing I just did) ;)
Blake Lively looks like Jerry Hall there.
ReplyDeleteAt least Kesha (I refuse to use the dollar sign) doesn't look like she rubbed dog shit on herself.
ReplyDeleteAllegra is looking better. I hope.
Jenny Craig, my ass. JHud has gastric bypass face.
There are some horror-ific outfits in this set of pictures for sure. I'm sure that skirt Allegra is wearing cost a fortune, but all I can think of is how ugly it is.
ReplyDeleteI'm kind of surprised to see Blake with Crawford - I thought she didn't really hang out with her co-stars from the show, Badgley excepted.
Is Alexander Wang Vera Wang's son? He looks very nice.
ReplyDeletePrince can go away.
What is it with young girls (Kesha) looking like they're 30 years older than their real age? Yikes!
I thought she didn't really hang out with her co-stars from the show, Badgley excepted.
ReplyDeleteSomehow this made me remember that picture of Blake and Pen(n?) in a pool showing her popping one of his chest zits or blackheads.
@Mina: thanks for helping to curb my appetite for the evening, lol. That is just nasty-- who does that in public?
ReplyDeleteAlba looks GORGEOUS there.
ReplyDeleteI freakin' LOOOOOOVE Zoe's tights. Ugh, want them so much.
Whoa Alan Cumming. What are you wearing?
ReplyDelete@firebugDVM - I had a knee replacement 2 years ago and absolutely LOVE it! Hope yours goes as well as mine did! And like you, CDAN was one of the bright spots during my recovery.
ReplyDelete@SusanB-- that's good to hear! How long did it take you until you were in love with it? I'm at 2 weeks and 2 days post-op so I know I still have a LONG way to go (and felt like ripping it out of my body last night, ugh). But I hear that after 6-12 months most people are so happy to have it done. I'm actually going to start a blog about my experiences with it (being one of the younger to have been through it-- and the youngest my Dr or the hospital I was at had ever done) b/c I know it's going to become more prevalent as all us retired athletes run out of options to stay mobile. I looked online and haven't found many people talking about their experiences having it done so it's always good to hear from someone who's had it done (thus, why I'm being nosey about yours). Hope you don't mind :)
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ReplyDeleteWhatever he wants! He's Alan Cumming, dahling!
Blake's earring matches Chace's eyes.
ReplyDeleteKe¢ha looks like a suburban early-40s housewife I know.
I love Alan Cumming. I heard that a remake of my favourite horror movie is being done with Daniel Radcliffe. It made me think if they EVER touch Bernard and the Genie, I will go apeshit.
If you have a chance to watch The Woman in Black before the remake comes out, please do. It's very well done and has the best ending to a horror movie, imo.
Did Alan Cumming put on a jacket over his pajamas?
ReplyDelete@SusanB and Firbebug- Well I'm unemployed (recently) so this site has been saving my life too. Firebug, hope you love your new knees as much as SusanB does and that you heal quickly.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE the colour of Selma's dress! Love it!
ReplyDeleteI'm finally seeing Prince next month, I can't wait.
ReplyDeleteAbbie Cornish is a pretty woman for sure.
ReplyDeleteKe$ha:
ReplyDeleteBra by Madonna's Blonde Ambition Tour
Outfit by the Peg Bundy collection
Allegra Versace has no legs!
I kind of feel like Alan Cumming can wear whatever he likes. Love him.
@firebugDVM - I meant to also add that I enjoy when you comment & give perspective from the vet world. Hope your recovery goes smoothly & you are better soon!
ReplyDeleteEmma Roberts irritates me to no end. Ugh I cannot stand her!
ReplyDeleteThanks @ Sherry :)
ReplyDeleteThanks @ Lelaina: there aren't a whole lot of animal posts on here but I do comment on some of them. I always like when people give their 2 cents about topics they know about and animals (and now knee replacements!) are one of the few things I know pretty well :)
Worst outfit of the year?? I pay no mind to the dollar sign girl but that outfit is outta sight, man! I'd rock that...in my house by myself but still!! I would love that outfit.
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