Three pretty great directors. JJ Abrams, Michael Bay and Jon Favreau.
Jimmy Kimmel in the daylight always looks so different. Maybe it is just because I am drunk when I watch his show.
Jessica Simpson and Ashlee in North Carolina.
Katie Holmes on the way to the Jack & Jill premiere.
Al Pacino was there with his hair.
Adam Sandler signs autographs while he waits for the late showing David Spade.
"You need to be on time Spade."
Katie Holmes compares peen size to Tom Cruise.
Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman at LAX.
Lady GaGa in London.
Jimmy Kimmel in the daylight always looks so different. Maybe it is just because I am drunk when I watch his show.
Jessica Simpson and Ashlee in North Carolina.
Katie Holmes on the way to the Jack & Jill premiere.
Al Pacino was there with his hair.
Adam Sandler signs autographs while he waits for the late showing David Spade.
"You need to be on time Spade."
Katie Holmes compares peen size to Tom Cruise.
Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman at LAX.
Lady GaGa in London.
Gaga is looking demure in that pic, she almost channels Debbie Harry for a second.
ReplyDeleteWow either Katie Holmes is a tall woman or Adam Sandler is a small dude
So now is Jessica going to continue to place her hand on her belly to remind us of her pregnancy?
ReplyDeleteAnd yet again, WTH is Katie wearing. Looks like a tricked up leotard over some skirt. Stop letting Suri pick out your clothes.
Please don't let Jon Favreau be one of the 15 in the Michael/Brett Ratner club. Please please please! I have a huge crush on him for some reason.
ReplyDeleteKatie can make anything look like crap...too bad the shoes would look great on someone else.
ReplyDeleteSay what you will about Jessica Simpson, but she looks damn happy to be pregnant.
ReplyDeleteMISCH, you're so right. And if the skirt were shorter that outfit would work on anybody. She just can't.
ReplyDeleteShe's like a Kristin Stewart prototype.
Enty, you really shouldn't have posted that pic so soon after the reveal, lol! I just want to grab JJ & Jon and drag them away from that jackass!
ReplyDeleteNot fair, Katie Holmes had short hair only a couple of years ago and now it is that long???
ReplyDeleteJessica looks cute pregnant.
I want Gaga's umbrella. I have a soft spot for them and hers is beautiful.
ReplyDeleteI think Katie actually looks well put-together and pretty. It doesn't look like she let Suri dress her in the dark, for once.
ReplyDeleteJessica does look cute pregnant. Still can't stand Asslee, however. What does she do these days anyway?
Favreau and Abrams are married, so Bay and Ratner would have bounced them and changed the password.
ReplyDeleteBtw, did Enty call Bay a great director?
NO! Shut it down!
Jessica is going to be one of those to majorly gain water-weight at the end. I bet she has a cute lil' baby though.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the baby will have her or Ashlee's original face.
ReplyDeleteKeith Urban looks THRILLED! I saw another one where he's giving major side-eye (but not at Nicole).
ReplyDelete@Beth, he did!
@0. Asslee looks for famous guys to screw so she can be a hanger on, try to stay relevant and live a lavish lifestyle without possessing any talent whatsoever. Or maybe she does have a "talent".
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ReplyDeleteJessica looks happy, but holy fuck she was NOT going to be able to hide that forever...the pics that came out what, two weeks ago when she confirmed? She was half the size she is in that pic...her boobs alone are the biggest pregnancy boobs I've ever seen...
ReplyDeleteThis is also why I STILL don't think Beyonce is really preggers.
Ha, well said Sherry! I got dragged to one of her concerts a few years ago (like a week before her infamous SNL fiasco) and was very unimpressed. I always got the feeling she was just sing Pete Wentz to further her "career" too.
ReplyDeleteI hate AssLee's side pose...
ReplyDeleteKeith doesn't look happy...
using*. Please excuse my horrible typing, as even my fingers are swollen today.
ReplyDeleteI respectfully disagree about Bay being a good director. I don't like any of his movies. Love the other two, though!
ReplyDeleteI think everyone agrees on Bay being a horrible director.
ReplyDeleteJessica looks like an amazingly happy, beautiful pregnant woman. It really suits her.
I have a feeling that Michael Bay being called a great director was a slight backhanded reveal to the directors with the Black book because you know Enty doesn't believe that.
ReplyDeleteEff Michael Bay.
ReplyDeleteJessica looks great, and so happy. I hope that she's happy with Eric and this is part of a plot to escape her dad, where Eric manages her career with her interests at heart.
That's the most flattering picture I've seen of Katie H in that outfit, in every other picture it is clear how horrific a mess that dress is.
Ha Ha. Michael Bay looks like Andy Dick in that photo. Michael's last name should be Dick. It would certainly suit him.
ReplyDeleteThank you Jessica for not making us endure a 10 month pregnancy. Has she said when the baby is due? Its gotta be like next week, her milk has come in already.
ReplyDeleteJBE, Feisty, RQ.et al.Yeah, Bay sux. Just does.
ReplyDeletePoor 0..Why on Gods Green Earth would anyone go to an Asslee concert. It was recorded and they STILL couldn't make her sound good? And yet there are so many talented people out there.
Sherry- My then-fiance, now husband's younger sister for some reason adored both Jessica and Ashlee, and for her 21st birthday she was treated to that concert and copious amounts of alcohol, lol. We laugh about it now, and she can't stand Asslee these days. You're absolutely correct, there are loads of infinitely more talented singers and actresses out there... I chalk it up to nepotism.
ReplyDeletehmmm whats nicole had done now? she looks.... different in that pic, not as boney looking as per :\
ReplyDeleteps u can tell whether a womans really pregnant or not, her face changes slightly, a little wider maybe? u know what i mean hehe keep an eye on Beyonce's face people!!! then we'll see if she's sprogged up or not :D
bah i meant Beyonce's face, people
ReplyDeletenot Beyonce's face people xD damn my bad grammar!!!
I too doubt Beyonce's pregnancy more and more when I see REAL pregnant woman ala Jess Simpson. I mean look at her!!! From the wider face to the soft squishy boobs, to the belly---you could tell this woman was pregnant from Mars!
ReplyDeleteI think Bey is pulling a Nicole Kidman.
That pic of Katie as she is walking up to the premiere is BEAUTIFUL. It's when I see her like this (and remember her relative youth) and how Dawson's Creek wasnt THAT long ago...that I feel truly sad/pity for her contract life now. I dont think she new what she was getting into. And I think when a person spends as much energy/time covering up who they really are like Tom does, it must be really really intense and hard to be around.
Discobitch- Not every female carries their pregnancy the same way, you know. Sure, there are general characteristics that pregnancy brings, but comparing two pregnancies is often apples and oranges.
ReplyDeleteI'm nearly five months along and my face looks exactly the same as it did before I was pregnant. Other than bigger boobs and the just now obvious bump, I look pretty much the same as I did before.
I don't see why Beyonce would fake a pregnancy and think the whole conspiracy theory is just stupid.
Um, Nicole, Indiana Jones wants his hat back!
ReplyDeleteMichael Bay is working on a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movie, so he better not screw that up! ;)
ReplyDeleteLOL @ the JK comment.
So many women rest their hand on their belly, I don't see how that makes Jessica trying for attention. She went out of her way to avoid the the spotlight while being pregnant until it was impossible to hide it.
ReplyDeleteI'm not a big fan but let's give her a break.
Gonna predict a girl for Jessica Simpson.
ReplyDeleteAfter falling in love with Person of Interest, I want to marry JJ Abrams even more than I did before. I didn't think that was possible. ;)
ReplyDeleteWow, look at that sour face on Asslee. She seems like the kind of sister who would be jealous over J's obvious glow. Now A's not the only sister with a baby -- J's catching up on the baby points! ;)
After falling in love with Person of Interest, I want to marry JJ Abrams even more than I did before. I didn't think that was possible. ;)
ReplyDeleteWow, look at that sour face on Asslee. She seems like the kind of sister who would be jealous over J's obvious glow. Now A's not the only sister with a baby -- J's catching up on the baby points! ;)