Cory Smoot - RIP
Amber Heard looking lovely in London while
Johnny Depp meets his fans and tries to get anyone to go see Rum Diary which is probably his biggest flop.
Usher and a big haired Alicia Keys out last night.
Amber Rose follows the golden rule. Whenever you are double fisting out of the bottle, wear your safety glasses.
Beyonce and her million dollar van.
I think Clint Eastwood is telling Naomi Watts, "Come up to my room and I will show you why they called me Dirty Harry."
Armie Hammer and Leo DiCaprio at the J. Edgar premiere.
Ed Westwick was there too.
Ditto for Jennifer Love Hewitt who has been everywhere the past two weeks.
Josh Lucas showed up too.
Amber Heard looking lovely in London while
Johnny Depp meets his fans and tries to get anyone to go see Rum Diary which is probably his biggest flop.
Usher and a big haired Alicia Keys out last night.
Amber Rose follows the golden rule. Whenever you are double fisting out of the bottle, wear your safety glasses.
Beyonce and her million dollar van.
I think Clint Eastwood is telling Naomi Watts, "Come up to my room and I will show you why they called me Dirty Harry."
Armie Hammer and Leo DiCaprio at the J. Edgar premiere.
Ed Westwick was there too.
Ditto for Jennifer Love Hewitt who has been everywhere the past two weeks.
Josh Lucas showed up too.
JLH has been looking great lately! What's up with that?
ReplyDeleteSo Alicia and Beyonce are in the pics. Def one or the other for blind #3, right?
Josh Lucas! Whatever happened to my fav almost-Matthew-Macchgheu?
ReplyDeleteEd Westwick not looking smarmy for once! Yay!
ReplyDeleteOh how funny - Alicia keys in the pictures today...
Amber Heard is the newest member on my girl crush list.
ReplyDeleteAmber Rose sorta bugs, but I love how she can rock such a short hairdo.
Can't lie. I want someone to drive me around in a van like Beyonce's.
Ed Westwick cleans up well.
Does anyone else see the name Armie Hammer and instantly think Arm & Hammer? Then i also usually jump to MC Hammer...
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Clint, you old, dirty dog. I don't think the missus is gonna like that picture.
ReplyDeleteBeyonce's van pisses me off SO. MUCH. She's even worse than J-Lo when it comes to blatant displays of luxury and excess. Who needs a SHOWER in her fucking vehicle? She's ridiculous. A tricked-out minivan that she will NEVER drive herself? For *one* child? I'm officially tired of her.
ReplyDeleteAmber Heard is the most stunning actress to come along in a LONG time. She's my newest girlcrush, too. So, so, so, SO smokin' hot.
@Dishtlk
ReplyDeleteYup, but I usually stop at the baking soda, haha
J Love looks good, but she has tankles so she should stay away from ankle straps. And, yes I can't think of Armie Hammer without thinking of baking soda.
ReplyDeleteIn my mind, I've started referring to JLH in the plural whenever she dresses like that. Jennifer Love Hewitts. ;)
ReplyDeleteWait, that van has a SHOWER? Even I don't need THAT, and I'm very particular about those sort of things. LOL!
ReplyDeleteBut seriously, that's overkill.
Thx Cory aka Flattus Maximus for some of the most fun and crazy shows of my life.
ReplyDeleteLeo's old man makeup in the J Edgar clips I've seen is distracting as well as lame.
Oh, Josh Lucas.
ReplyDeleteThat is all.
When you post an RIP, can you please tell us who the hell it is?
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ReplyDeleteCrystal, Cory was the lead guitarist for the band GWAR
ReplyDeleteWondering if Clint Eastwood is the answer to the blind about the old man and his co-star? or am I just imagining things??
For $1m, I would have gotten something with a better step-down than those narrow sideboards that you have to put your foot sideways on. But then, I don't think she was thinking "practicalities" when she bought that monstrosity. 1% anyone?
ReplyDeleteAnd as for the Rum Diary, it grossed more than twice as much its opening weekend as The Libertine and it is a much better movie, so by the time all the receipts are in (including DVD sales), Johnny will probably make some money off it. :-)
ReplyDeleteDishtlk, Armie Hammer's great grandfather Armand Hammer may have been named after the brand, and he was on the board of directors of their company, so it's kind of a family tradition for them.
ReplyDeleteClint Eastwood is still kinda hot. Yeah, I said it.
ReplyDeleteWatch out Leo- Armie H.is going to kick your ass in the movie biz.
ReplyDeleteHe survived a one on one with Chelsea Handler awhile back and that's saying something
The van is absolutely ridiculous. Yes Beyonce, we know you are filthy stinking rich.
ReplyDeleteI think J Love Hewitt looks great facially, but she needs another type of dress. This stuff is all she has been wearing lately. And ankle straps accentuate her cankles. Not good.
I love Clint Eastwood, and this movies is the only movie I am looking forward to seeing
Amber Heards ass is amazing. She totatlly rocks it in that dress.
ReplyDeleteI agree with you Ida Blankenship.I don't understand why people feel the need to flaunt their wealth.By the way CDAN,Please no more Amber Rose.
ReplyDeleteOh, I kind of agree about Beyonce, but if you supported her through all the years of her ridiculous chickenheaded nonsense and only have stopped now that she bought a van? C'mon. She was ridiculous when she started.
ReplyDeleteHaven't seen GWAR in years but was very sad to see the news yesterday. Those were some crazy shows!
ReplyDeleteClint - that picture - oh boy! Careful there, tex.
D'ya think Armie Hammer completely ignored those who told him to change his name? You know those people existed. I think the same thing, and I just realized today that I have no idea who he is or what he looks like because when I read his name, I think of baking soda, and move right on... as in, no one worth reading about would have such a silly name. See what I mean? My brain thinks he's a joke!
I kind of wanted to see The Rum Diary.
ReplyDeleteI am not a fan of zipper dresses, seen here on both Amber & JLH.
Love Beyonce's van! It has absolutely no class - just like her. I wouldn't be caught dead in a thing like that if I thought I was a Diva. I would have something way more elegant - like a stretch Rolls or something. She's so "new money" it's hilarious. I bet even Jho laughs at the van.
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