Random Photos Part One
Three parts today.
Lindsay Lohan out last night and actually dressed up. That is a shocker. Must have wanted to put on clothes after being naked all day for Hef.
Randomness. Martin Scorsese and Dave Navarro.
Never before seen photos of Princess Diana and Charles on their honeymoon.
It's Hammer time for Rose McGowan.
Rumer Willis and about 10 new tattoos. Considering she only had one or two last week, I'm guessing they are either fake or she has a crush on a tattoo artist.
Long time no see anywhere, Renee Zellweger.
Shenae Grimes partying last night.
Sarah Jessica Parker points out the thing growing on Elizabeth Hurley's head.
Well, they did it for Harry Potter so, I guess they should do it for Twilight.
Randomness. Martin Scorsese and Dave Navarro.
Never before seen photos of Princess Diana and Charles on their honeymoon.
It's Hammer time for Rose McGowan.
Rumer Willis and about 10 new tattoos. Considering she only had one or two last week, I'm guessing they are either fake or she has a crush on a tattoo artist.
Long time no see anywhere, Renee Zellweger.
Shenae Grimes partying last night.
Sarah Jessica Parker points out the thing growing on Elizabeth Hurley's head.
Well, they did it for Harry Potter so, I guess they should do it for Twilight.
I actually think LL looks good there in the face. Shocking. But I still hate the fucking blonde hair.
ReplyDeleteThe fact the Twilight kids got handprints is a joke. That is supposed to be for LEGENDS.
Rumer is so fucking fugly. Jesus.
I know he was forced into it, but upon seeing these Di/Charles pix I just wanna scream "FUCK Prince Charles."
ReplyDeleteLoving Shanae's shoes.. And I think blonde is not Lilo's bcest color either. I think Greasy Bear's comment of fire crotch made her ashamed of her natural gorgeous red. Shame.
ReplyDeleteLindsay must have had her lips plumped again. God, does she just do it herSELF? I can just see her jabbing herself in the face in a Chateau Marmont bathroom. Lord knows she's well-acquainted with needles.
ReplyDeleteI have no regard for the Walk of Fame anymore, really. You can just buy a star, at this point. They don't base it on any kind of legendary status.
Also, Enty, I get your point, but PLEASE do not compare Harry Potter to Twilight. That's like comparing the Hope Diamond to a petrified cow patty. Thanks.
Rumer's tattoos are hideous, and I HOPE they're fake, for her sake. I honestly feel kinda bad for her. I think Bruce and Demi are each pretty average-looking, but it must be hard for those daughters to constantly read comments about how unattractive they are.
LOL @ "Greasy Bear." Whatever happened to Fat Elvis, anyway? I haven't seen any pics of him in forever.
ReplyDeleteGod, lindsays' lips are SO STUPID!
ReplyDeleteLindsay looks terribad. I always see a picture and think to myself "She can't possibly look any worse than this," and sure enough, a day or so later she proves me wrong.
ReplyDeleteShe's nothing if not consistent, I guess.
@selena: Me too!
ReplyDeleteWasn't she always pretty well-endowded in the chesticle area though?
ReplyDelete@Ida: Didn't Fat Elvis do a rehab show or something? Maybe he finally got help. I heard their dad cut them off financially so it could have been a condition to get clean. Hopefully it worked for him.
ReplyDeleteLindsay looks a lot like Tori Spelling in that photo, but not quite as skinny and horse-faced. Man, I am in a mood today!
ReplyDeleteLooks like Rumer is trying to get some attention, too. Hope those nasty tats are fake.
Not a fan of Lindsay in that pic. I so miss th red hair. And look at Shanae Grimes' eyes... she just doesn't have the distance to fall that Lindsay did.
ReplyDeleteWhat 0 said. Seriously, Linday, you think your lips look GOOD? Clueless. That does for Rose McGowan, too. I've been doing impressions of her lips for friends lately - I've got it down pat.
ReplyDeleteLindsay bathed! Yay for small miracles!
ReplyDeleteLove the orange dress Renee is wearing.
Jamie Lynn keeps going for younger guys. No problem, guys do the same thing.
Ohhhh, Diana. :(
ReplyDeleteLohan looks like a 50-year-old, 3-time divorcee looking for husband #4.
ReplyDeleteLindsay looks like Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford.
ReplyDeleteMs Cool - I was just thinking that Lindsay reminds me of Bette Davis as Norma Desmond, in that photo! Too funny!
ReplyDelete@ Sherry: Yes Greasy Bear was on Celebrity Rehab. Don't know how he's doing because I forgot about him until he was just recently brought up.
ReplyDeleteMs. Cool - I was thinking the Joan Crawford thing too. Bitchie Dearest.
ReplyDelete@Sue (in MO), ahaha - she's ready for her closeup.
ReplyDelete@brendalove - good one!
@ida regarding Rumer. I am sure it isn't nice hearing you aren't the most beautiful girl in the world. And god knows Rumer has probably heard it since she was a kid. But she is the one putting herself out on the stroll trying to pull a Drew Barrymore, so I am guessing she probably has thicker skin than I do. And I agree about the tattoo's. I hope they are fake because it isn't a good look for anyone.
ReplyDeleteIt's so weird, who wouldn't want to have glorious red hair? Girl just really suffers from self-hatred I guess.
ReplyDeleteit makes me so sad to see those pics of Princess Di on her honeymoon knowing now the shit he put her through and that she discovered the C&C cufflinks on that honeymoon cruise-I have no respect for Charles at all!!!!
ReplyDeleteSJP looks like an aging socialite. We are the same age and as much as I would love to have her clothing budget I don't think I'd go with that look.
ReplyDeleteLindsay DOES look like Bette Davis. Not the cool young version either.
I still can't believe that Rumer Willis was the face of Badgley Mischka. What were they thinking?
ReplyDeleteWhat's a Shenae Grimes?
About Harry Potter vs. Twilight: My favorite quote comparing them (usually credited as Stephen King, but sometimes as Andrew Futral or Robin Browne)is this: "Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have
ReplyDeletea boyfriend."
Gummi Bear was on Celebrity Rehab, not Greasy Bear...I think Grease showed up a few months ago on TMZ, but has been UTR for a while.
ReplyDeleteI don't honestly find Rumer or her sisters ugly. I think they are 'Hollywood Ugly.' They'd be considered okay in any other town, I think. I just got home from the mall, and I think most of us would be in trouble if we were judged by Hollywood standards. But yeah, she does put herself out there as if she thinks quite a lot of herself, which tends to incur criticism.
ReplyDelete@Sue (in MO): "Hey, I know you! You're Lindsay Lohan. You used to be in pictures, used to be big." "I'm still big, it's the pictures that got small!"
ReplyDelete@WUWT: Have you ever seen Stephanie Meyers? If so, you'd know why.
I figured Shenae Grimes is all tuckered out from carrying "her" show for everybody else she's saddled with.
Dave Navarro is such a tool.
ReplyDeleteRose McGowan is wearing the ugliest shoes I've ever seen.
As for LL, I'd love to know her thought process when she gets ready for something.
"What's a Shenae Grimes?"
ReplyDeleteA really crappy actress who used to be on Degrassi and is currently dragging down 90210.
Stephanie Meyers used to be "normal" sized but since the Twilight craze she's gotten progressively bigger and bigger, much like her bank account I would guess. She's probably on Enty's bacon and beer diet.
ReplyDeleteHasn't Rumer worn that dress, like, twenty times? It seems so familiar.
ReplyDeleteHey that's Shane Warne standing behind Liz Hurley !
ReplyDelete@Enty- I always feel like you have some South-Asian roots because you've dropped these crazy blinds about Amitabh and Hritik and Aishwariya Rai when your blog first started.
Linsday's lips look fake. Not like collagen injected fake. It looks like she has those plastic fake ones kids buy.
ReplyDeleteOh Diana. :(
@skeeball - I never heard that story about the cufflinks. What's that about?
@WUWT? - Love that. So true, too.
@Robert - I think Stephanie Meyers is actually really pretty. I just don't think her books are all that great. ;)
The only nice thing I can say about Rumer is that she seems to be a normal weight for her height. She doesn't have that food-deprived look to her. Maybe she can make her mother eat something.
ReplyDelete@Lelaina, Camilla give Charles cufflinks with 2 Cs intertwined for Charles and Camilla, he brought them on the honeymoon and Diana found them. She realized they were still hooking up! she was devastated, and said that is when her eating disorder started. He was such a bastard!!
ReplyDelete@skeeball - ewww! What an ass!
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