Radar Wins The Wussiest Assertion Of The Day Award

I hate headlines like the one Radar has up on their site today. It says that Britney Spears could be engaged by the end of the year. Great. I could be a lot of things by the end of the year. We all could. I can't imagine Radar's lawyers would get all uppity if the reporter said Britney will be engaged by the end of the year. It is still vague and who knows if you are right or wrong and who is going to sue over something ridiculous like this. Take a stand. Show some cojones. Make a statement. Who cares if you are wrong. If the world cared if you were wrong no one would buy OK! Magazine and no one would buy any magazine with a cover that says Jennifer Aniston is pregnant or married.

Britney can get engaged all she wants, but it would be up to her dad to decide whether to allow the marriage since he controls her right to marry.