Pippa Middleton Getting $1.5M For Party Planning Book

Apparently being the sister-in-law of the future King Of England can pay off for you. Despite working in public relations, Pippa Middleton has been offered $1.5M from a book publisher to write a party planning book. Yes, her parents run a party supply company, but I am not sure how that makes Pippa qualified to write a party planning book. It seems like the book would be pretty small too.

Step 1 - Decide on a party

"Hey, you want to have a party?"

"Sure."

Step 2 - Decide when to have the party

"This weekend?"

"Sounds good."

Step 3 - Decide on your theme

"Should we get some food?"

"Yeah, I will get some stuff from Taco Bell value menu."

Step 4 - Decide on food

See above.

Step 5 - Send out invitations

"I just sent a mass text."

"Me too."

That really does seem worth $1.5M doesn't it.