No Fornicating For Prince Harry
It is such a slow day that I find myself actually using the word fornicating in a post. The fact that it is about Prince Harry makes it a little better. Apparently politicians are politicians no matter where you are in the world or how small your electorate is. The mayor of Gila Bend, Arizona has warned Prince Harry that Gila Bend is a quiet, Christian town and that he should be careful not to drink until the late hours or fornicate with the women in town. Umm, so they are available for fornication? I thought he said it was a nice quiet, Christian town. Who uses fornicate in a sentence anyway? Why didn't he say something about partying and acting crazy. Fornicating? I bet his wife does not let him say the word s-e-x. Seriously, I bet they have to spell it out in front of each other at home too.
Reminder to self: never move to Gila Bend.
ReplyDeleteSlow news day?!? You have the Penn State molestation scandal, the "victims" coming out of the woodwork with Herman Cain, and new deets on a call made by the momma in the Baby Lisa case. AND it's Election Day. Today is a journalist's dream day.
ReplyDeleteWhere is the Baby Lisa story? I haven't seen that.
ReplyDeleteThis sounds like the plot of "Footloose".
ReplyDelete^^
ReplyDeleteHahaha. IA
However, if Prince Harry has never had the chicken pox, the fine people of Arizona can set you up with a partially eaten lollipop.
ReplyDeleteArizona scares me. I'm sorry if anybody here is from Arizona, but it scares me.
I think the mayor was joking around but the article in the Daily Mail makes it sound like he was dead serious and worried about the virtue of the town's daughters.
ReplyDeletei think this mayor scares me almost as much as joe arpaio.
ReplyDeletepretty soon arizona will have it's own fark tag.
Princess - I heard the teaser to the Baby Lisa story in the past hour on Fox News during the Megyn Kelly show. I didn't stick around to watch, however. Sorry. I suck.
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ReplyDeleteI dont know why(especially here where he looks like such a goober) but I want to bang Harry so freakin bad.
ReplyDeleteAnd William too, for that matter. Maybe because he's the quieter one, and it seems like the quiet ones are always hiding the kinkiness.
(Am I not getting homework done so I can be on CDAN right now and comment on the Princes' sex lives? Hell yes!) hahaha
Harry can fornicate in my town instead.
ReplyDeleteThis made me laugh. Gila Bend is basically the left turn of significance for San Diegans and/or Angelenos on their roadtripping way to Phoenix. It is, seriously, four blocks of gas stations and 24-hour fast food joints. There is more roadkill than there are people in Gila Bend.
ReplyDeleteThat said, kudos to the "town" mayor for having the hallucinatory balls in thinking that the fourth in line to the world's richest/most established monarchy would drop into his quaint "community" for a little asstap action.
Slow news day? A package just blew up at O'Hare and people in Michigan are signing a petition to prevent Nickelback from playing during halftime at the Lions Thanksgiving game, Alaska is having the biggest snow storm in forever. Lots of news here.
ReplyDeleteToo funny for this mayor!
Well, guess I'll just cancel my trip to Arizona, then...
ReplyDeleteHa haaa! Love it: "hallucinatory balls!"
ReplyDeleteRocketQueen FTW!!! :)
ReplyDeleteI heard about the Nickelback story. ahahahahahahaha
Prince Harry probably already banged half the single women in Gila Bend by the time this warning came out !!
ReplyDeleteIf I was him, I would immediately do the mayor's daughter on top of the police chief's car. That will show the mayor what power is.
ReplyDelete"This sounds like the plot of "Footloose""
ReplyDeleteWell, that made me LOL :)
I thought of some wonderfully unprintable jokes because of this story.
ReplyDeletefornicate & flatulate... just say it damnit! Fuck & Fart. Far less offensive in my opinion when you just get to the point.
ReplyDeleteSay what you mean/mean whatcha say ;)
sorry for chiming in late to this, but was on the road yesterday.
ReplyDeleteI'm from Arizona (and much happier after yesterday's elections) and Gila Bend is basically a rest stop along Interstate 8. It has a cool motel, the Space Age Lodge, and not too far a former hippie commune, Agua Caliente. Other than that and a couple of redneck bars, ain't nothing to it.