Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Mariah Yeater's Attorney Is Excited To Compare DNA Samples To Justin Bieber


I have finally figured out what this whole Justin Bieber and Mariah Yeater mess is about. It is not about money the way you think it is. It is about cloning an army of Justin Biebers. Think about how much money the kid makes and then think about how much money you can make if you had 20 of him. How do you do it? Get a sample of his DNA and then clone him. It really is a a brilliant move on Mariah's part. Well, not her actually. She is just a puppet being used by rival record companies that have joined together to get some of that Bieber money.

Yesterday, Justin Bieber's attorneys told TMZ that Mariah's attorneys have not been in touch since the DNA sample was taken but Mariah's attorneys said yesterday that they have been in touch and cannot wait to compare DNA samples. Her attorneys were concerned they were not present for the swabbing of Justin to get his DNA sample. He will probably use that as an excuse if it is not a match.


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7 comments:

  1. misspoppypants8:18 AM

    Itd be worth 10k to swab someone else's cheek. ;)

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  2. Anonymous8:36 AM

    Somehow, the idea of him even having sex just makes the gorge rise.

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  3. Sis9:47 AM

    Uh oh, the other attorneys should have been present at the swabbing, seems like a cluster fck already.

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  4. timebob 10:02 AM

    according to reports the lab they did the swab highly reputable. I don't think they would risk a soap opera switcheroo of DNA to protect a bratty tween singer.

    But i don't think the kid is his either. I think she got it in her head it was his on some delusional level. Or was hoping for some quick shut up money. Becuase even if it isn't his it is still in people's head he isn't an angel. Which can hurt girl's pereception of him and ultimately sales.

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  5. RocketQueen11:02 AM

    No more Biebers. Please. No more.

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  6. Murphy Brown 20201:50 PM

    That girl looks like a hefty Mischa Barton.

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  7. Binky Melnik5:57 PM

    Well, obviously, because tens of thousands of people are cloned every day! Look at all the Marilyn Monroe's, James Deans, Howard Hugheses, and Michael Jackson's running around. (derisive snort) It's a serious concern, worrying about Beiber clones! Lose a lot of sleep over it, "Enty"!

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