You know, the last time Lindsay Lohan got naked for a magazine, she did the whole Marilyn thing. It was fine and I get the fact she loves Marilyn Monroe and named her leggings company after Marilyn and thinks she is a good actress like Marilyn and would probably like to find a President who would have sex with her while his brother watched, but it is really getting old. Old like Hugh Hefner who says that Lindsay's Playboy spread reminds him of the classic Marilyn Monroe pictorial. Really? Couldn't think of anything new? Now that Hef has said that, this just means Dina will start spouting off about how Lindsay is the next Marilyn, minus the talent and multiple husbands.
Oh, heifer, please.
ReplyDeleteSo sick of this trainwreck, I am literally avoiding any post with her name in it like the plague. Just wanted to see what it had to do with MM. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteIf I had a nickel for every dumb twat with bleached blonde hair who thinks they are Marilyn Monroe reincarnated I'd be Mark Zuckerberg rich.
ReplyDeleteHoney, just because your stringy burger greasy hair is a shade of blonde, just because you've banged a lot of dudes for all the wrong reasons too, or just because you were had the sorta innocent sexy appeal that Marilyn's Norma Jean had DOES NOT MAKE you fucking have anything in common with Marilyn Monroe!!!!
It's on par as insulting and ludicrous as if one of the Spice Girls were to compare themselves to Elizabeth Taylor!
Was MM really that good of an actress?
ReplyDeleteRQ, "In 1999, Monroe was ranked as the sixth greatest female star of all time by the American Film Institute."
ReplyDeleteIs an AFI ranking meaningful?
I think with Marilyn it was not so much her acting as her presence. She glowed. Lindsay does not.
ReplyDeleteFoxnews.com is reporting that this is what Hef wanted. He wanted the shoot to be "old hollywood" Maryiln-style an fully nude. The previous one wasn't and had strategic coverings.
ReplyDelete@ .robert - not sure? I've seen a couple of movies with her and I've always been underwhelmed. She seemed to always just play "Marilyn".
ReplyDeleteMarilyn Monroe lit up the screen. Watch one of her comedies she was magic.
ReplyDeleteshe is about as opposite of Marilyn in looks as can be. What PHOTOGRAPHERS see this in her? they are fucking demented.
ReplyDeleteI don't think MM was that great of an actress, but she did improve with every movie she did. She wanted to be taken seriously as an actress and she wanted better roles, so she kept taking acting lessons. LiLo never will. She thinks she is already great! LiLo also completely lacks the allure and charisma Marilyn had.
ReplyDeleteDina, Dr. Drew is calling...time for Celebrity Rehab
ReplyDeleteI have to put in my two cents here, then never speak of it again. I worked with Lindsay on a movie right before she got really popular. I saw her throw temper tantrums and pouting.
ReplyDeleteAfter seeing Kate Major yesterday it seems like her behavior is just like her Dad. She doesn't get what she wants she stomps her feet, claims it wasn't her fault etc. I mean really have we ever seen a famous father and daughter in jail at the exact same time? So sad.
So I think she has inherited this immaturity from her parents, unfortunately she will have to hit rock bottom to change-after some time I still believe she will still have these issues for the rest of her life. Kind of like Tatum O'Neal.
Ditto Jasmine's comment.
ReplyDelete"She seemed to always just play "Marilyn"."
ReplyDeleteExcept that Marilyn herself was a role that Norma Jean played. So, in a way you could say that she was a great actress! :) But no, I don't think she had as much talent as she did presence and charisma. Maja is right too - the fact that she was trying to improve herself right there makes her 1000 times better than LiLo. It's one reason I also like Clooney - he started out as an awful actor, and he knew it, and he has worked hard to become better.
I do think that LiLo had some of that inner light that Marilyn had for a while in her teens, but she burned it out with the drugs.
girltrav - that's really interesting. I guess we all knew, given her parents, that she probably was never an angel, but we all know how good Disney is at making their "product" look like little angels. Until they go way off the rails.
ReplyDeletei think MM was a very good actress. and unlike this repulsive dipshit, she took it seriously. she studied under the best acting teachers and she desperately wanted to be taken seriously.
ReplyDeletei thought she was a comic genius. and then she broke my heart in 'the misfits.' (her best work, IMO.)
if marilyn hadn't died so young, i think she may have gotten more serious roles as she got older, and her acting ability would've been more appreciated. she just never outgrew the bombshell roles---which is a shame.
Lindsay is a lost cause. If she really wants to be taken seriously she needs to stop doing all these nonsense and get to work.
ReplyDeleteBlecchh. Dirty. Hubby just said today, "WHAT?? She's only 25?"
ReplyDeleteLindsay Lohan is to Marilyn Monroe what Sarah Palin is to Condoleezza Rice.
ReplyDeleteMeaning the bitch may have deluded herself into thinking she was on par with someone in her field, but everyone knows she is a joke.
@nancer - Agree with you about The Misfits. Every time I see it listed on TV I have to watch. Marilyn was so beautiful in that movie.
ReplyDelete9 words you are not likely to see.....Lindsay Lohan on the set of her new movie.
ReplyDeleteENTY!
ReplyDeleteI'll give you a quarter if you can go 2 weeks WITHOUT showing her picture or mentioning her name. Consider this an intervention!!!!!!!! Cuz I love ya & you need help.
MM was a decent actress. I still have a hard time watching The Misfits. The loss of MM and Monty Cliff just saddens me.
ReplyDeleteMM was a decent actress. I still have a hard time watching The Misfits. The loss of MM and Monty Cliff just saddens me.
ReplyDeletei just don't want her to die.
ReplyDeletethat is all.
I am over this trick. I mean seriously. What I think would be great is if everyone would cancel their subscription or send the issue back. Put on it-return to sender. Seriously. Show that she is done. The whole family, even the half sister, want their moments of fame. They would go on a show killing some endangered species if it meant making the cover of some mag and getting a check. Just think how Hef and the rest of Playboy Inc would react to getting all of those mags back. I normally buy a playboy to send to our brother in law in Afghanistan. Not this time. The troops have been through enough without having to see her naked. Pretty soon, she will be in porn. Just saying.
ReplyDeleteShiny Special One said it. 'Nuff said.
ReplyDeleteNot a bit Marilyn fan, but I did love her in Bus Stop.
ReplyDeleteBlogger Moosefan said...
ReplyDelete"I am over this trick. I mean seriously. What I think would be great is if everyone would cancel their subscription or send the issue back."
Just how many women with Playboy subscription do you know?
Its such a shame that I now have to explain to my daughter who loved LL in Parent Trap, what has happened to her. She sees her on TV and doesnt understand why she looks so bad and went to jail. She had such promise as an actress .. this is your brain on drugs!
ReplyDeleteOf course Hef is going to say it reminds him of the Marilyn photos, he's trying to sell magazines after all. I wonder if he really even remembers the original Marilyn photo shoot?
ReplyDeleteTaty-Not aimed at women with subscriptions, aimed at ANYONE with one. For those who would buy it anywhere else-like I do when we send care packages out. What I was getting at was that it is about money when dealing with her and her family. If people stop going to her movies, stop buying mags with ANY of them on the cover, then the industry will stop putting them out there.
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