Kate Middleton Is The Most Random Grocery Shopper Ever

Do you get the feeling that Kate Middleton goes grocery shopping to make us think that she is still trying to be all normal, or that she really goes because she has to? It is pretty obvious that she rarely goes grocery shopping or else there would be photos of her everyday in magazines doing just that. Also, if she is doing all the grocery shopping, then she really needs to step up the buying of groceries because 8 items are not going to last you long. Of course she is really skinny and the 8 items she bought would probably last some actresses in Hollywood at least two weeks, but there would have also been a carton if cigarettes added to the mix and a stop off at their coke dealer on the way home. Probably a vodka bottle or two too. Dieter's drink of choice.

Kate bought chicken, milk, potatoes, oranges, cereal, Haagen-Dazs and lettuce. Because I go food shopping so much, I have become an expert on what people plan to do with their food.

Kate was making chicken with potatoes and a salad for dinner with ice cream for dessert. For breakfast she was going to have cereal and an orange. So, I get the fact that maybe she gave the cook the night off or whatever, but you can't tell me they did not have these things at their house so it gets back to is she doing this to keep people thinking she is connected to them? Misses it? With that turtleneck was she cold? Covering up hickeys?