Monday, November 28, 2011

Justin Bieber Pays $1600 For This Ugly Christmas Sweater Winner


One of the highlights of my holiday season is when my second ex-wife Carli has her Christmas party. Not only is there free booze and food which I ultimately paid for, but there is also an ugly Christmas sweater contest. I have yet to lose. There is just no such thing as a Christmas sweater for a 300 pound guy that looks good. I am so large that I can get all 8 reindeer and Santa on a sweater and still leave room for Mrs. Claus to be waving bye. None of the sweaters ever cost me more than about $20. For some reason though, Justin Bieber decided that he needed to spend $1600 on his sweater to make sure he wins whatever contests he enters this holiday season. Next time Justin, just come explore my closet.

16 comments:

  1. Enty - Laughed at your "I can get all 8 reindeer and Santa on a sweater and still leave room for Mrs. Claus to be waving bye".

    I don't get though what is the back story with the Biebs' winning a contest? Did he give money to win? Did the less fortunate profit? Or is it simply an ugly sweater issue?

    And btw, not so ugly that Roots sweater, love that brand! Hope though am not supporting animal cruelty by liking their stuff.

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  2. the only thing i think is kind of lame about this is that this kid, who's dealing with PLENTY right now, is getting dragged through the mud over this stupid sweater. i've seen it so many places the past day or so. when really, he probably had zero to do with it. his stylist probably picked it out and said "this is what you are wearing". the stylist should be fired and raked over the coals for this ugly thing, not him. and i dont even like him and i feel bad for him this time.

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  3. Jesus he looks like Hilary Swank in BOYS DON'T CRY

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  4. That was good for a laugh! All of it!! Thanks.

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  5. Good lawd. I've noticed he's been wearing jackets that look like old timey varsity jackets lately, now he found one in a sweater format? Who's dressing this kid?

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  6. Speaking of Carli...what ever happened to the radio show? I listened to the ones that were done but then it just stopped?

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  7. I still think he morphed into a lesbian.

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  8. @timebob - hahaha!

    I can't wait til this no-talent brat's time is up.

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  9. Sadie, Enty did a big post about the radio show. Basically it was difficult for him to do it out of his parents house, he hopes to revive it in the future.

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  10. Call me crazy, but I kinda like these Scandinavian-style cardigan sweaters! :-)

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  11. Not so crazy figgy, I think it's a Roots cardigan/jacket, and I love all their stuff. Went crazy for the winter Olympics beret!

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  12. ^^ i kind of like it too....looks very much like one i bought for one of my kids last year (but much cheaper, at abercrombie).

    he seems like a nice enough kid.

    you know i was thinking the other day thast brit-brit use to be so sweet and nice, and NEVER said anything bad about anyone, no matter how much the paps got in her face or her families face. but that kind of changed after the head shaving thing. this kid is still a boy. he hasn't done anything rude or mean or even left a bad tip, has he?

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  13. Enty, you should find yourself one of the Reindeer sweaters that Colin Firth wore in Bridget Jones:

    http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2001/03/30/bridget.jpg

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  14. @The Bitch Next Door - LoL. I think the same thing every time I see a photo of Samantha Ronson.

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  15. @JasonBlueEyes - I Mark Darcy's sweater! Mostly because it's worn by Colin Firth.

    It DOES look like a varsity jacket. Weird.

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  16. Roots has their factory in Toronto and their stuff is made by people who don't have little hands, so you're good.

    I'm pretty sure that "sweater" is a jacket. You can see the leather sleeves.

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