Jennifer Lopez Spends Thanksgiving With Boyfriend
Apparently Jennifer Lopez just could not even go a couple of days without her new boyfriend. You think Nick Cannon is a gofer for Mariah Carey, I can't even imagine what this guy has to do for Jennifer Lopez. Jennifer is in Hawaii for the holidays with her twins and her family and her human sex toy. I actually cannot believe that after two weeks she is already showing him off to her kids. That seems soon to me. Maybe Casper Smart had no place to go for the holidays so Jennifer took him in. That was nice of her. Do you think his parents named him after the ghost? I bet they did.
Does he have Scandinavian roots? I live in Denmark, where Kasper is a very common name for guys his age.
ReplyDeleteYeah, not even divorced yet and already spending the holidays with that twerp around the kids? Classy.
ReplyDeleteHe is not really that cute. She must have an ugly guy fetish, Marc Anthony and Diddy.Damn:(
ReplyDeletesay what you will about mariah and nick, nick had a career before he met mariah, and mariah has actual talent. and they seem to be in love.
ReplyDeletejlow is just a talentless narcissist who will do anything to get attention. the thing is, she knows she doesn't have talent and is insecure about it, hence the outfits that leave little to the imagination, etc. she can't stand to be w/o a man.
She has the worst taste in men....just awful.
ReplyDeleteAssuming you have ANY of the facts right (and I highly doubt it), who asked you? What do you spose she thinks of a boxon-snorting, parental mooch in his/her 40s/50s who can't fit into anything but a caftan? She's single. And gorgeous. She can do annny damned thing her pretty little heart pleases and if you don't like I'd she'll pay someone to drag your ugly, envious ass away.
ReplyDelete*bacon-snorting
ReplyDeleteAnd one more thing: holy cow, I wanna play xylophone on that man's body! I'd suck his dick if I believed for one moment he liked girls. (sad face)
ReplyDelete@BinkyM...You are my kind of cah-ray
ReplyDelete-zee!
@Annabella: agree with you on Mariah carey/Cannon
ReplyDeleteon JLo,she always was fast in love
Casper isn't his real name. It's Beau Paul Smart.
ReplyDeleteIt's her life. We don't know any details about her private life except what her and Marc Anthony want us to know. Yesterday there were reports she was having sex with Marc Anthony, now this. This is just a story for the people that hate her to hate her more.
ReplyDeleteHey jen, how about you actually peend some time with your kids?
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, they look like Marc and have some of your original features too.
It's not really a great insult when you have to correct your spelling in another comment.
ReplyDeleteNo one asked anyone of us about all the celeb gossip on here, but most of us love to giver our thoughts.
She's a moron if she introduced her kids to a new boyfriend after two weeks but at least they are young enough they won't miss him when he is gone.
she and kim kardashian need to try and wait at least a year or 6 months, instead of jumping in and out of relationships.
ReplyDeleteMy bf is separated from his wife and i met his kid on the second date
ReplyDeleteLike she actually spends quality time with her kids. They probably haven't even seen this guy. I thought she was the blind about the actress who only carries her kids when there are cameras around?
ReplyDeleteGood. For. Her.
ReplyDeleteNothing wrong with taking your boy toy on a holliday. Especially when you can afford many boy toys.
Uh, BinkyM, this is a gossip site where we come to read Enty's rants on a variety of subjects. I'm not sure I understand your "who asked you?" comment.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I agree with almost everything annabella said - this one seems to hate to be alone, and it's hard not to like Nick and Mariah together ;)
It just hit me! If you do a head picture of hubby #2 Chris Judd + Hubby # 3 Marc Anthony = Casper!!
ReplyDeleteOr is it the Holiday wine?
I believe JLo is MV
ReplyDeleteWhy do we believe he met the kids? Why do we believe he's her boyfriend? He looks like a FoD to me.
ReplyDelete@Rose, if you don't have a smartphone or an iPod, you have NO idea what autocorrect can do to your life!
@Ali: Let's get martinis!
Binky, I do and my statement still stands. It really lacks a punch.
ReplyDeleteI read that he was playing with her twins, while she sat back and relaxed. So baby sitter + sex buddy.
ReplyDeleteIn Hawaii. Sounds like J-Lo had a fabulous Thanksgiving.
"I'd suck his dick if I believed for one moment he liked girls. (sad face)" seriously? think you're takin the jlo love a bit too far. and she's not single.
ReplyDeleteCasper is Persian name. It means "treasurer" and so does Jasper. She is an idiot.
ReplyDeleteAhhh, when did he get out of jail? I take the whole laundry list of driving without a license for most of the years in this decade to be a deal breaker for me. I hate reckless drivers. But I guess Im getting side tracked away from his abs. ;) Gone back to her cazy love P Diddy love days?
ReplyDelete@Me: You quote me talking about smoking Casper's boner, and then say you think I'm "taking my JLo love too far"? Backwards your logic is. Sense it makes none.
ReplyDelete(and Jennifer Connelly is my true love! I allow Paul Bettany to share her because he looks as if he'll treat her like baby chick down as she should be. I get enough crazy chicas living in Spanish Harlem.)
GodDAMN he is ugly in the face but to quote SATC "ugly sex is hot."
ReplyDeleteOh, and I don't give a shit who JLo is boning. Everything she does is pretty contrived, and she seems like she'd be a ginormous bitch.