"Heifer Tried To Back Door Me."
The line of the night from Real Housewives Atlanta? You know, I really can't decide. The reason I want to give it to Sheree is because she said it about NeNe and you always get bonus points for that. Because in second place was Miss J who said, "Dick brought a girl back." See, as much as Real Housewives - Beverly Hills is my favorite, you just do not get one liners like this. I don't think they can think fast enough in Beverly Hills. The botox has seeped into their brains and one liners and zingers just do not magically appear. Oh how I would love to see one of the Beverly Hills wives start a funeral business though. I would love that. Hearses with flashing lights while Kim Richards tells a family about her family special while she sips from a flask.
I'm surprised they don't already have a Justin Beiber singing dildo.
ReplyDeleteI actually saw a JB singing toothbrush in the store last week.....
I thought that headline said "Hefner" and thought "seriously??!!" I was waiting for Hugh to get mentioned in the post and when he wasn't I saw that in my haste I misread. Carry on.
ReplyDelete@Patty - I thought it said Hefner too - the only reason I read the whole story since I don't watch any of the real housewives stuff.
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ReplyDeleteAtlanta is my favourite RH fanchise and I cannot wait for this episode to get online. I can't wait to hear "heffa"!
ReplyDelete1) I also thought it said Hefner
ReplyDelete2) Each of the Real Housewives franchises hold special places in my heart for their outlandish craziness.
3) I can't wait to go home and watch the episode now.
4) That would be hysterical if Kim ran a funeral home.
I have heard of the "iBuzz" before! It's like a little vibrating egg thingy that you somehow hook up to your iPod and it vibrates in time with the beat. You decide where to place the egg.
ReplyDeleteI love Sheree's one liners!
ReplyDeleteKim is an abomination; she's truly a repulsive human being.
I think NeNe has the funniest one liners. She even had my husband laughing on Celeb Apprentice.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to get home so I can watch this episode.
Back in '05, I went to an evening wingding at (the late lamented) Grand Opening, a kickass adult store in the Boston area, where they had the Dresden Dolls introducing a device called the Audi-Oh--you could plug it directly into your iPod, or it would pick up any music in the area and buzz along to the beat. Didn't actually strap it on, but did hold it for a bit, and yes, you could get quite the buzz out of it--some of us joked about wearing something like that to a NIN show would probably kill you, but you'd die with a HUGE shiteating grin on your face. ;-) (The Dolls had just come off a tour w/NIN.) Good times...
ReplyDeleteitunes vibrators have been around for years.
ReplyDeleteI also like "what you don't understand is while you were running your mouth with him, I was running to the bank, sweetie"
I've been busting into laughter all day. I missed those atlanta trolls.
Kim's Big Poppa would not lift a tissue was also a gem.
ReplyDeleteKim is SO gross.
ReplyDeleteIsn't it cute how they are all starting on new business endeavors this season? Well, except Kim, of course.
Miami should be good.