Hayley Roberts Just Likes The Hoff

The Hoff has proposed to his girlfriend five times and each time she has said no. You know, for her to say no shows me that although she has a string of celebrity relationships under her belt, including Enrique Iglesias, that Hayley might actually be looking at love at least when it comes to marriage. Her mom was interviewed by Radar and was asked why Hayley keeps turning down the proposals of The Hoff and she said that Hayley likes The Hoff, but is not ready for marriage and is too young. Well, she is 32, so probably not that young to get married, but I think it is the whole like thing. Sure, it is fun to go traveling and she will probably end up with some kind of reality show, but who really wants to be married to The Hoff? For the rest of his life you have to watch him drink himself silly and wonder if tonight is the night you can't pump his stomach fast enough to keep him alive. The endless hours of watching Baywatch and having his German albums streamed non-stop throughout the house, while The Hoff walks around with his cordless microphone singing the choruses. Hey, at least you know you will always get free booze.