Christopher Meloni Heads To True Blood
Christopher Meloni may have left SVU, but according to Michael Ausiello, he is about to land a role on True Blood. The show is already filled with some amazing actors and this would just kind of be like the icing on the cake. Word is that he would play a super powerful vampire. I think he would be great at it. I can't wait for the 5th season.
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ReplyDeleteYES!!! YES!!! YES!!!
ReplyDeleteLord have mercy... I didn't think the show could get better. So in love with him!
Yahooo, I will watch, please please please make him Joe Manganiello's lover.
ReplyDeleteIt's not in the books, but really, a fantasy come true. Let me be in the room too!
I'm not into vampire movies/TV shows but I can TOTALLY see him as a vampire! I might actually have to watch True Blood just to see that.
ReplyDeleteOH MAN, I thought he was going to play the WereTiger,Quinn who is in the books but is yet to be seen.
ReplyDeleteYes! Please tell me he's going to be reprising his role as Freakshow from Harold & Kumar!
ReplyDelete@Montana, that would be perfect! He is supposed to be bald.
ReplyDeleteNow pleasepleaseplease add Jason Momoa to the mix. We girls deserve in all out show about beautiful to look at boys.
Aaak! I love him SO MUCH, and I will spazz out if he were to be on the same screen as Sam T., Joe M. and Alexander S.! Only thing is, Meloni has always been NY-based, and TB shoots in LA. He's married with kid(s) and seems pretty family-oriented, so I don't know.
ReplyDeleteI swear, if he does more full-frontal like he did on Oz, I will completely lose my shit.
Vicki, I heard everything you said.
ReplyDelete@MM: I totally see him as Quinn!
ReplyDelete@Texshan, LMAO I actually had to cover my mouth since I'm at work!
ReplyDeleteNow I'm super excited about next season :) I haven't really heard any leaks about the plot, should be fun!
ReplyDeleteI'll probably have to hold back from making the Law and Order Dundun noises though.
@ Vicki -- Sorry! I almost died when I figured out who that was beneath the coveralls, stringy hair, and boils. I kept thinking to myself, Freakshow's voice sounds sooo familiar to me ... who is it? I nearly passed out when I realized it was Chris M.
ReplyDeleteNow, go on back to work and make yourself at home. You can rest up, get something to drink, fuck my wife, whatever you want. Just don't do anything the good lord wouldn't do.
Awesome! He would make a GREAT bad-ass vampire!
ReplyDeletei want he sucks me!! oops
ReplyDeleteI'll say it: he can bite my neck any damn time he wants...
ReplyDeleteReally, aren't we a bunch of women in need of a good hose down or what.
ReplyDeleteAbout time we treated hot men like a delicious piece of meat:)
Or a piece of soy bean for RQ.
A delicious, hot, sweaty, extra long and tubular piece of extra, extra-firm tofu....
ReplyDeleteWhat were we talking about?
Honey my BFFdoes make up for his old show and I remember meeting him in person and can I tell you that man has an ASS on him??? I was dumb founded that a straight man would have the bubble butt that he had, lol
ReplyDeleteMM, you need to SPILL!!! Are his eyes really that blue? Does your friend have any gossip for us?
ReplyDeletelol Rita and Vicki! I assure, I would treat this man like a piece of deep-fried spicy tofu for SURE.
ReplyDeleteHe was great as a good guy on L&O, but I LOVED him as a (sexy) asshole on Oz. More asshole please, Meloni!
Well, he'll be on HBO so I'm sure we'll see plenty of asshole.
ReplyDeleteHe is very handsome in person but I couldn't tell you about his eyes, I was too dumbfounded by his butt lol
ReplyDelete@Vicki, Help, I'm choking!!! You're on a roll today girl!
ReplyDeleteMy husband is going to get VERY lucky during the next season of True Blood. Is there a hotter male cast on any other show? I think not.
ReplyDeleteI must have a thing for Christophers, because Meloni and Christopher Eccleston (oh GOD!!!!) are the only actors who can get me off just by hearing their names. Or, sigh, seeing them.
ReplyDeleteExcuse me.
I love me some Christopher Meloni. There is something about his manly man body that is so delicious and manly. Someone point the hose my way, it's getting hot in here.
ReplyDelete^^^Co-sign
ReplyDeleteMight have to forgo my run today for a visit with my vibrator because of all the visions of.....sugarplums dancing in my head.
Pshhhhhhhhht. There you go.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm starting to believe Vicki is responsible for global warming.
ReplyDeleteheh heh heh
ReplyDeleteWhat can I say? He makes me....wriggly.
I still can't believe he isn't on S.V.U. anymore, but I can't wait to see him on True Blood. I hope he plays a crazy horny Bisexual vampire that just got out of a prison called OZ.
ReplyDeleteOh good, another character for True Blood. That's really what the show needs, more characters (and storylines).
ReplyDeleteI sort of agree with you Anita.
ReplyDeleteBut I would take Meloni over that Tara, Sam and other dumb over-rated characters anytime.
Ugh, I HATE Tara! I actually cheered at the end of the season finale, rewound it, and cheered again.
ReplyDeleteI actually cheered with all those un-necessary character being killed at the end. Kill them all! felt Roman decadent.
ReplyDeleteLordy, we all need to get laid.
ReplyDeleteVicki - you are KILLING me. Too funny!
And we all need to watch True Blood together or something. With some wine.
And STOP using tofu to describe him! Tofu is gross. He is more like a fine, fresh, chewy baguette.
When all you've had since early March is two C batteries in a purple plastic vibrator with flowers, you get a little horny. All I'm sayin'.
ReplyDeleteAnd tofu marinated in red wine, balsamic vinegar and fresh herbs and then baked is AWESOME!
Ok, I'm definitely gonna have to, uh, go to bed early tonight.
As long as his potential on-screen nekkidness doesn't involve Sookie....I'm so tired of the "Sookie's Magical Vagina Tour". I couldn't stop cringing last season with Eric and her....blech!
ReplyDeleteI love how HBO has a pool of great actors they use. Loved him on Oz, and felt SVU was beneath him kinda. I wasn't a religious watcher, but most of the ones I saw weren't so great, especially towards the end of his run.
ReplyDeleteHe was on the Daily Show spoofing himself the other night, he's so damn likable.
Haha Vicki! You're killing me - I'm going to have to try your recipe for tofu...my favourite is still deep fried and spicy :)
ReplyDeleteI kind of loved how many characters got the axe last season - made way for some new great ones and keepin' it fresh!
@Rita If they added Momoa to the cast, it would probably be sexy overload for me. I need a refractory nap every time Joe Manganiello and/or Skarsgard appear(s) without shirt or pants on.
ReplyDelete@Vicki I am afraid you and I are going to be extremely bummed out if the rumors I'm hearing about Tara are true. :(
What rumors???
ReplyDeleteAnd honestly, I've had my fill of Skarsgard, the novelty has past.
Enter Momoa.
Figuratively of course.
@Rita Agree that Skars has lost a little of his shine since Joe M came on the scene, but I'd still slam him like a screen door on a breezy afternoon. But I'd throw over the Swede for Momoa who needs to #OccupyMyVagina
ReplyDelete*** SPOILERS ***
The rumor is that the new season will pick up in Sookie's kitchen where Bill (or Eric) will heed Sookie's cry for help, swoop in, and turn Tara. Dear god, let that be a false rumor.
lol @ #OccupyMyVagina!
ReplyDeleteThank you ladies...some good chuckles here today :)
LMAO on #OccupyMyVagina!!!
ReplyDeleteToo hilarious LMSM! Need to borrow that if you don't mind? It Absolutely brilliantly expresses how I feel about Momoa. Again, I've said it before, and I'll repeat it here until I start fancying someone else, but I Momoaaaan at the thought of that boy's backside.
And boo for Tara not dying for real!!! This is going to be one hate-filled vampire. Too bad, they'd started their storyline well in the beginning of the season ("Toni"), but then... it all went to the ridiculously unwatchable.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Momoaaan! Backside, front side, it's all good. I hope GoT finds a way to use him again. Maybe Khal Drogo had a long lost twin brother named Khal Frodo or something.
ReplyDeleteFeel free to use #OMV.
I have nothing to add to the above comments, Meloni's attractiveness has been well stated. And MaMoan. . .
ReplyDeleteOMG, LMS&M, you owe my university for a new computer screen. #OccupyMyVagina, indeed. Coke is now dripping down my computer.
ReplyDeleteI knew it was coming, but I was still so depressed when Khal (Mamoa) died on Game of Thrones. That man is a gorgous hunk of meat. I even sat through Conan for him. It was the best man-meat movie since 300.
I am going to be SO PISSED if Tara makes it. I actually cheered when she got shot in the head. I hate that character so, so much. And I also HATE this whole "Sookie's magical mystery vagina tour" that's going on. I've got news for the writers -- Anna Paquin isn't all that. Her teeth bug the crap out of me.
@Texshan -I agree will alll of that! Tara drives me almost as crazy as Sookie's magic lady-business (but not as much as her teeth.
ReplyDeleteGood actor and a good fit for True Blood. I think he sometimes looks like Stanley Tucci though.
ReplyDeleteDon't hate me now ladies. LoL.
Nah, Stanley Tucci is manly hot too, but Meloni has a better ass.
ReplyDeleteOh Jason...nice call...let's bring Tucci into this conversation - I think we all like him, too :)
ReplyDeleteSprinkler on RQ! Next up, big hose your way.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he'll be the vamp that turned Eric. I don't see him as Quinn. Quinn is supposed to look like Vin Diesel.
ReplyDeleteI say, cut out Quinn altogether and make Sookie hook up with Alcide. Joe has said they are putting more werewolf in this year.
Wow! That would be unbelievable if Meloni joins the crew. I feel that he would perfectly fit the character of a strong True Blood vampire. Thanks for breaking the news!
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