Chaz Bono Only Has Four Years Left To Live
The National Enquirer must have had the editors from The Globe running things this week when they put out their cover. With the exception of the Kim Kardashian story, the whole thing is one sensational claim after the other. The most talked about one is the Chaz Bono going to die in four years story. Chaz has threatened to sue if The Enquirer does not retract the story. They are not going to retract and Chaz would lose if he sues. I hope his lawyer tells him that. See that tiny tiny word under the headline where it says experts? Yeah, the one so tiny you need a magnifying glass? That means they are not reporting it is fact. They merely hired some experts who debated on how long they felt Chaz has to live. They came to the conclusion it is four years. You can't sue for that. You and I could guess how long Lindsay Lohan would live. She can't sue for us guessing. It does make for a good headline though and some increased sales. I'm more interested in Oprah's secret husband.
What about the neo-Nazi Swayze outrage?
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ReplyDeleteI would assume the experts claims all the testosterone Chaz is taking is damaging his liver.
ReplyDeleteI know oral ingestion can do that, but I thought Chaz was taking shots. Not that NE experts care about those details.....
Yeah, I'm more interested in the Oprah story.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely more interested in Oprah's secret husband.
ReplyDeleteI read this...somewhere... and they seemed to focus on his weight.
ReplyDeleteI took one of those "how long will you live" tests a few years back. I was 65 and it told me I would die at 67. I didn't really believe it but that's still unsettling. I had a lot of fun with "my last birthday party" and, after turning 68, "living on borrowed time", but I'm 69 now and still going pretty well. So much for experts.
Good for you Syko. I always assume I'm one of the older ones around here and I'm 45. Keep on keepin' on!
ReplyDeleteCheryl, you're just a kid. :)
ReplyDeleteStill think Chaz could groom the facial hair better.
ReplyDeleteDoes Chaz have a job? Did he go to college or do anything with himself? All we seem to know him for is being Sonny and Cher's kid.
ReplyDeleteWhy would a family member being a neo-natzi tarnish Pat's image??
ReplyDeleteHe might have a case if he can show that the story has had a negative impact on his ability to find work -- Reese Witherspoon sued the Star when one of the tabs insisted that she was hiding a pregnancy and she claimed that she was losing roles because studios assumed that she would not be able to complete their films. I can't seem to find out how the situation was resolved, though.
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