Bradley Cooper Is The Sexiest Man Alive - Kneepads Lives Up To Their Name With #4 Selection
Kneepads has named their sexiest man alive for 2011 and it is Bradley Cooper. You know, it is not like the previous winners have died off during the year so wouldn't they still be the sexiest man alive? I could see if they said 2011 Sexiest Man, because then it would change from year to year, but even though they use 2011 in the moniker they also say alive. To me that means that a person stays the sexiest man alive until they die. Granted, eventually your sexiest man alive may be 90 and living in a nursing home wondering what flavor jello he is going to get that day, but technically, he would still be the sexiest man alive until he dies.
Anyway, congratulations to Bradley Cooper and his first two runners up Liam Hemsworth and Idris Elba. In fourth place? Justin Theroux. Yes he is a good looking guy but you have to be f**king kidding me. The only reason he is on this list is because he is having sex with Jennifer Aniston. That is it. If he was not he would not be on this list. Would not even sniff it. Sure, he might make a top 50, but #4? Wow Kneepads. I don't know what kind of deal you were promised by Jennifer Aniston but it must be amazing.
