Another monthly magazine, another awkward result. Ashton Kutcher is on the cover of the new issue of Men's Health and inside he gives relationship advice. The issue, which had already been printed when Demi Moore announced their split, Ashton gives relationship advice and says that his key to making a relationship work is "I think it's all about working on the relationship and making it better ... when it's good. Don't wait for a problem to work on things. They goal is not to get into a relationship; the goal is to be in a relationship."
He also says he could never be with a woman who tries to change who he is. Apparently he also cannot be in a relationship with someone who does not let him cheat.
Getting relationship from this one is like getting parenting advice from Casey Anthony. Take your Demi divorce money and STFU.
ReplyDeleteWell, well, who is living proof of being a big fat phoney?
ReplyDeleteI used to like him but now I don't.
Poor Demi. I feel bad for her. I can't really decide if he's a psychopath, a sociopath or a raging narcissist. By the way he dresses I'm going with raging narcissist for now. He's the people they're writing about on LoveFraud.
ReplyDeleteI don't feel sorry for Demi or Ashton.
ReplyDeleteI don't either Susan. I feel like we were all Punk'd by these two. If they had both laid low instead of being such attention whores, I might have more sympathy.
ReplyDeleteMe either, Susan. I think she was a willing participant in whatever the hell arrangement they had until it didn't suit her anymore or until Ashton became sloppy.
ReplyDeleteI hope Two and a Half Men tanks with him in it.
ReplyDeleteOh, he was having a JBlow moment. She did the same thing in the Big O. She kept talking about how much work marriage was, but so worth it.
ReplyDeleteAnd when asked he should have said "I dont know because Demi and I havent been getting along, and we both regularly sleep with other women?"
ReplyDeleteThere wont be Demi divorce money. She is worth about 150 million and he is worth 140 million. They will both be just fine without spousal support.
Hey, Ashton, Jesus called, he wants his look back!
ReplyDeleteI just read that his last ditch effort to save the marriage was buying her a hybrid. :-/
ReplyDeleteLMFAO Ashton, you troglodyte. Keep your prick in your pants, dumbass. Now there's some advice for you. Also work on your Passive Aggressive personality disorder. Basically, I'll never be with a woman who tries to change me (Without getting even by banging someone else on our anniversary.) I am soooo sick of hearing about this peen.
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