Every few months, some really incredible looking actress or model will say something to the effect of, "I would love to date an average guy," or "I would have no problem dating a bald, fat guy." Although they might say this, I have yet to see it put into any actual kind of practice. Sure, there are times where you see a couple and you wonder how that one happened and then you snap your fingers and say, "money." For the most part though you don't see a couple with someone hot and someone not. Jenny McCarthy told Access Hollywood, "I don't care if they have a big nose. I don't care if they are bald. I just want someone really sweet." Uh huh. Throw in an extra 150 pounds over an ideal weight and you pretty much nailed it right on the head for me. Am I picking her up or are we just meeting at the buffet? The thing is, she says this so guys like me think we have a chance so we like her more. The thing is she has never dated a guy like me and never will. It is just a big tease. Kind of like turkey bacon.
Completely off topic but she doesn't look so rediculous anymore did she have her cheek implants taken out? I hope so.
ReplyDeleteoscar meyer makes an amazing turkey bacon. I will never go back!!!
ReplyDeleteThe thing is, guys like you buy her magazine/Playboy covers.
ReplyDeleteAnd that Enty, is the honest truth. Like John Stamos saying he wants to date a simple girl. Then of course you seeing with supermodels.
off topic but Jeremy Renner just came out in Details magazine as.... Straight?
ReplyDeleteWell she did date average looking Jim Carrey but then again he is much wealthier than her
ReplyDeleteCome on Enty. You look plenty fuckable on your IMDB photo. I'd do you faster than you could spit out "Haggen-Dazs"
ReplyDeleteI still don't understand why she was at the AMAs.
ReplyDeleteShe's an idiot.
ReplyDeleteGo for it!
ReplyDeleteI tried liking this one, but I just can't. She should have stuck with Jim Carrey.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Jim Carrey would have been that easy to deal with, actually. Dude is all over the place.
ReplyDeleteWe get it Aly, you think Enty is Chunk from the Goonies. We get it.
Are those sweat stains under her arms? Please tell me they are.
ReplyDeleteTurkey bacon rocks. Always some in my fridge.
ReplyDeleteI SO don't care about Jenny McCarthy. Came to the comments for the bacon.
I like her but she strikes me as high maintainence. She should stick to average but nice guys because they will be the only ones that might put up with that
ReplyDeleteNice pit stains, stupid. This one infuriates me with her anti-vaccine crap.
ReplyDeleteI thought she was dating a Russian guy, like Naomi Campbell??
ReplyDeleteI thought she was Nicole Kidman.
ReplyDeletei can see her dating a fat, bald guy. remember when she met that "actor" from the pirate show at treasure island hotel in vegas and moved in w/ him like 2 weeks late? she would totally give an average guy a go. problem w/ her is that she wants a quick fix for everything. zero thought into her romantic life.
ReplyDeleteI can't stand this broad for a host of reasons. Did anyone read her book about her pregnancy? She came off as a total b*tch to me. Especially to her husband, now ex, while she was pregnant.
ReplyDeleteEnty is right, she would never date him unless he was rich. I mean REALLY in the dough.
What bothers me most about this broad is how unfunny she is! She tries WAY to hard to be funny, and it comes off forced. Someone should have explained that to her a while ago.
re: timebob apparently not. he'll do a Zachary Quinto sooner or later after he's done promoting his new movie with the world's biggest closet case.
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