Apparently I Am Jenny McCarthy's Perfect Date

Every few months, some really incredible looking actress or model will say something to the effect of, "I would love to date an average guy," or "I would have no problem dating a bald, fat guy." Although they might say this, I have yet to see it put into any actual kind of practice. Sure, there are times where you see a couple and you wonder how that one happened and then you snap your fingers and say, "money." For the most part though you don't see a couple with someone hot and someone not. Jenny McCarthy told Access Hollywood, "I don't care if they have a big nose. I don't care if they are bald. I just want someone really sweet." Uh huh. Throw in an extra 150 pounds over an ideal weight and you pretty much nailed it right on the head for me. Am I picking her up or are we just meeting at the buffet? The thing is, she says this so guys like me think we have a chance so we like her more. The thing is she has never dated a guy like me and never will. It is just a big tease. Kind of like turkey bacon.