Angelina Jolie Says She Should Be Dead
About once a year or so, Angelina Jolie trots out and does some interviews and every year says that she did a lot of drugs or that she was wild. The interviews are not exactly the same, but they are basically just variations of the same theme. This Sunday she is on 60 Minutes and reveals that she should be dead because of all the wild and crazy things she did. She does not actually say this time all the things she did, just that she should be dead because so many "artists" who did the same things died. Living on the edge. She wants us to be grateful for her still being alive. As skinny as she is and as much as it looks like she is still doing some kind of drug, I think she is always kind of playing with fire in that department.
Taking a page out of Jada Pinkett Smith's book. Oh, wait for one second. Have you noticed that after the initial flurry of Jada and Will running around to show they are still married that you have not seen them together. You have seen Will with his kids, but with the exception of the Heavy D funeral, there have been no photos of Will & Jada and I am not sure they were ever photographed together at the funeral. So, wanting to fill Jada's shoes, Angelina says that she still has a wild and sexy side and is a bad girl but that Brad Pitt is the only one who gets to see it. I can't believe she called herself a bad girl. Billy Bob Thornton probably ate that stuff up. I once heard from someone that had sex with Billy Bob and for some reason is not ashamed to talk about it that Billy Bob likes to refer to himself as Pancho while having sex. This has turned out to be one rambling post.
