Monday, October 31, 2011

When Texting Goes Too Far


You know, even though I have been married to the point where I am going to start needing my toes to help count, I have yet to have one of my soon to be ex-wives text while they were walking down the aisle. I know this bride probably wanted one last Tweet as a single woman or wanted to check into Four Square for her own wedding, but it seems so wrong. Plus, really keeping it down your dress? What if it starts vibrating or going off during the ceremony and you have to reach down to get it and it slips and the next thing you know you are groping yourself in front of your closest 200 friends.


The crazy thing is there are tons of videos where people are texting while they are getting married or walking down the aisle. I am shocked. Has anyone ever seen that before in person?

Posted by ent lawyer at 11:00 AM

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