Tom Cruise Had A Dance Off

Over the weekend, Tom Cruise apparently went to the wedding of son of the founder of Oracle. I bet the food was really good. Larry Ellison is big on everything Japanese so I wonder if for his son's wedding he went with that same kind of thing and had sushi bars throughout the reception or if his son, after years of the whole Japanese thing went in a totally different direction and had maybe like Indian or hot dogs. I make myself hungry thinking about things like this. I can't help it. After so many weddings of my own you think about the reception food. I find it best if people just bring their own or get some of those 8 foot long subs from Subway. You would be surprised at the number of people they feed. Besides, if you get people drunk enough they don't care about the quality of the food and everything tastes like heaven at 2am when you are blitzed. That is why the thought of cooking a 15 pound turkey in a frying pan at 3am when you get home after drinking sounds like the best idea you have every heard.

Anyway, Tom was at this reception and he got in a dance off with some other guys at the party. No women were involved in this frivolity. And how exactly did this start? Tom was showing off some moves from Tropic Thunder or what John Travolta taught him when they actually spoke to each other? Did he issue a challenge? Was it more like when Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson went at it in a model off in Zoolander? Was Katie Holmes embarrassed? Is their video? Did Tom ever stop smiling? Did he have his big boy dancing shoes on?