Monday, October 10, 2011
Today's Blind Items
This former A list female singer and now still a great singer, but more of a hot disheveled mess with lots of money to burn would be a more accurate description. Our singer has been partying a lot. She knows she parties and she knows she has way too much drink many nights of the week. Since her significant other is not any better about partying and can't trust him to save her if she starts to die during the night, she has a baby monitor that she takes with her wherever she goes. One goes in her room and one goes in the room of her bodyguard. Always. She leaves them on 24 hours a day just in case she forgets to turn it on before she goes to sleep. So, the various bodyguards that have come into her life the past six months or so have heard everything from the craziest loudest fights to the craziest loudest sex, to the craziest loudest snoring from a woman that has ever been heard.
Christina. Obvious
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ReplyDeleteThe only other remote possibility is Whitney, but I'm not sure how much money she has left.
i still can't get over those pictures during the weekend.
ReplyDeleteChristina is morphing into the Snooki Monster from South Park.
I just hope her child doesn't see mommy drinking her "happy juice"
a lot.
Christina. what a mess.
ReplyDeleteXtina makes the most sense.
ReplyDeleteon board with xtina.
ReplyDeletePoor Christina.
ReplyDeleteHer ex-husband actually seemed like a nice, normal guy. I wonder what happened there?
The pictures of Christina from the MJ tribute were horrible. Didn't Enty post a picture recently with a caption that she was drunk?
ReplyDeleteIf Christina doesn't want to end up like Whitney, she'd better book a room at Betty Ford pronto!
Could it be anyone but Xtina?
ReplyDeleteI hope someone who really cares about her steps in and helps.
ReplyDeleteI know it is Christina but for half a second Barbara Streisand popped in my head and I nearly fell out of my seat laughing. *mondays are boring*
ReplyDeleteWhitney H isn't more a great singer
ReplyDeleteAmy W is dead
please Christina A! You deserve better!You have a young kid
But would Christina be afraid of dying? I mean she is only 30 and is quite healthy
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ReplyDeleteI was thinking that too at first, but figured maybe she's drinking sooo much that she's afraid of passing out and choking in her sleep or something?
Hard to imagine this is anyone else BUT Xtina. "If she starts to die during the night"??? WTF is she doing, mixing drugs and alcohol? I'm sorry for her kid, but I cannot stand her.
ReplyDeleteThe thought of Christina having crazy loud sex would have immensely turned me on if I heard it 10 years ago. I wouldn't touch her with someone else's dick now. She's a crazy and bloated mess.
ReplyDeleteChristina..no question.
ReplyDeleteAmen Big Mama! Thanks for the laugh :)
ReplyDeleteDunno, I think it's Whitney
ReplyDeleteRight away thought of Christina.
ReplyDeleteWonder why she is drinking like crazy???
Xtina for the win. The ex-husband needs to remove that child out of the household. She is not fit anymore to be his primary caregiver. That is completely screwed up.
ReplyDeleteOmg...a baby monitor in case "she starts to die"? That is some scary sh*t. I'm speechless.
ReplyDeleteShe was so bloated in those photos, i know drinking causes that but the phrase "coke boat" exists for a reason too. I think she's mixing. And totally agree with Bluebonnetmom, get that kid out of there.
ReplyDeleteAnd while "coke boat(s)" probabaly do exist, i meant coke bLoat.. as I'm sure many assumed :)
ReplyDeleteWasn't there a blind about a year ago about a former A list singer who wanted to stage manage a "comeback" similar to Brit Spears. Have a "public breakdown" and then come flying back on top? And I thought Xtina was the general consensus at the time. So perhaps this is more fakery from her team.
ReplyDeleteHow freaking pathetic is that??!! You'd buy yourself a damn baby monitor to keep yourself alive but you won't get yourself to rehab.
ReplyDeleteWay to pi$$ your talent and your life away. Poor child has to know Mama loved booze more then you love them.
Interesting that the baby monitor is for her, and not an actual child.
ReplyDeleteCOKE BLOAT is real and X-tina is a victim of this and booze bloat.
ReplyDeleteher husband just vanished. whats the situation w/ their son, does anyone know the custody arrangement?
ReplyDeleteI hope her husband has full custody. And if not, I hope he gets it soon! Poor kid.
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