Monday, October 17, 2011

Texts My Mom Sends

After years of having a Zach Morris cell phone from the 1990's, my mom reluctantly moved into the 21st century at least cell phone wise. One of the things she was most excited about was texting. I think though the combination of using the touch screen and her inability to read exactly what she is texting has led to wonderful missives like these. I should point out that all of these were sent within five minutes. Well, she is certainly prolific.

Text #1 - Hi, Ihave just taken Bacon(my dog) fo
Text #2 - e pond. So take yoir tome and enjoy
Text #3 - yhe besitoful weathet. Texy
Text #4 - me your plams tpdau iwillleave the door
Text #5 - rlong walk to th
Text #6 - open.mpm

Hey, I love her and after 10 drinks, mine look pretty similar.

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