Friday, October 07, 2011

Ted C Blind Item

Remember the overly timid (but good-looking) hubby, Pussy Gabor?

Poor thing never really found the nerve to stand up to his bossy wife, and most folks never thought he would.

Well, that was before Pussy discovered the magical benefits of a marital ménage à trois:

Both Pussy, as well as his wife, Shar-Shar Max, agreed that throwing another girl into the mix was perhaps a good idea at spicing up their ho-hum marriage.

Of course, Shar-Shar and Pussy never stopped to really analyze themselves. If they had, they would have discovered that's where problem lied: They're simply nice, boring people!

But, we digress.

The more these three-ways became a habit, the further and further Pussy and Shar-Shar fell away from a happy union. In fact, the swinging sex scene the attractive couple adopted just happened to be the beginning of the end of their relationship.

Three things: Why do couples (gay and straight) always expect screwing other parties not to effect their marriages? Almost always does—and not in a good way. Remember, somebody always gets kissed a little less in those uneven situations!

Secondly, maybe if they'd had both gals and guys, things would have turned out differently? Eh, probably not.

Lastly, a few of these third parties had recording equipment: huge problem.

And It Ain't:
Diane Lane & Josh Brolin
Will Smith & Jada Pinkett Smith
Michael C. Hall & Jennifer Carpenter

17 comments:

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  2. If he hadn't said good looking I was thinking J-Lo and Skeletor

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  3. OK since the Josh Brolin clue, how about Babs and James Brolin?

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  4. According to Blinditemsexposed back in 2006 Ted apparently said that a guess of Ashton and Demi was "closer than I care to admit".

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  5. Oh! And the syllables match up with the blind names too!
    I'm so excited because I never guess right!

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  6. Melanie and Antonio

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  7. if it's Ashton and Demi, then that's just sad.

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  8. Horribly written blind, Ted. Sounds like Ashton and Demi, but I would be surprised if they would have been defined as "nice, boring people" from the get go...and I can't see Ashton being timid?

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  9. Demi and Ashton-nice boring people? Hardly! Ashton timid and shy? Demi the bossy wife? I am just not so sure all that quite fits.

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  10. not interested because he never reveals.

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  11. I thought Ashton was supposed to be Carson Ampi-Dickerous? And I can't see him being "timid," either. He's too stupid, frankly.

    I feel like such a tool whenever I type Ted's nicknames. :-/

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  12. Enty revealed that BI where Demi would not allow Ashton to attend one of his premieres, so the bossy part fits

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  13. Rebecca Gayheart and Eric Dane? Although their 3-way was already big public news 2 years ago (with that god-awful Keri-Ann Peniche).

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  14. Gwyneth and Chris Martin?

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  15. Courtney Cox and David Arquette. Lainey's already revealed it.

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  16. I was thinking Sarah Michelle Geller and Freddy Prinz. They seem beyond boring to me, and she is pretty bossy.

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