Sex Helps You Live Longer - Russell Brand To Live To 150
Dr. Oz was interviewed for Shape Magazine. While not addressing the fact they airbrush their covers more than any other magazine in the history of the world and how crappy all that airbrushing makes normal people feel, Dr. Oz instead talked about sex. He also talked about how and he and his wife have lots of sex and the reason he has been married to his wife for 26 years is because they have lots of sex. He then went on to talk more about sex and you get the feeling after awhile that he is having sex 8 times a day with his wife while he calls Will and Jada Smith to see what number they are up to for the day. It turns out though that Dr. Oz just has sex twice a week. Apparently that is a lot. He also said that if you have sex twice a week you live three years longer. Of course you probably will not be having sex those three years so what is really the point. And if twice a week gets you three extra years, how many years does 10 times a week get you? Are all these old people living to 115 having sex 10 times a day when they were younger? Well, at this point I am not going to get that three year bonus. Not unless of course you can find someone who has a thing for guys who sleep on futons and wear eau de bacon'.
