Thursday, October 20, 2011
Scarlett Johansson, Joseph Gordon-Levitt Make Out - Last Month
US Weekly is making a huge deal about Scarlett Johansson and Joseph Gordon-Levitt making out. The thing is they also say in the article that the makeout session happened last month. Well, that means it was over three weeks ago. I actually think if it was just three weeks ago they would have said a few weeks ago. Since they did not, I am guessing this happened closer to like six weeks ago and I am wondering why anyone cared. Making out? Unless one or both of the people is married or in a relationship, who has not had random makeout sessions with people you never see again. Why, I myself can remember back in the day when I was only in the 350 pound range that I would randomly make out with buffet workers. People who make sure a buffet is stocked are so sexy. The woman who brings the bacon out to the warmers? Marriage material.
The fact there has not been a repeat of this makeout session probably means it just was not that great for one or both of them. Moving on.
I think that the stars sometimes just like to do stuff like that to screw with our minds. So we are like:
ReplyDelete"Damn, I thought he was gay."
" I thought she was dating...(fill in blank)."
They go somewhere and laugh at us.
@ Ardleigh - exactly. Scarlett seems to be the town ho these days if we believe everything that is printed.
ReplyDeleteShe better keep her paws off this cutie, but I rally don't believe it.
ReplyDeletethat is "really"
ReplyDeleteI'd make out with him. And if people weren't talking about it after a few weeks, I'd be sure it got brought up again so everyone was talking about it.
ReplyDeleteIsn't Scar Ho like 20 years his senior?
DAMNNNN Enty Boo, you are up early today, what time is it in LA LA Land?? Are you just getting in from the bar? lol
ReplyDeleteScarJo is 6 years younger than JGL.
ReplyDeleteErr........see what happens when you have sex with Sean Penn.
ReplyDeleteHate to point out the obvious, but don't both of them have high dollar films opening really soon?
ReplyDeleteI think they did it as an attempt to generate tabloid buzz... and it failed.
After having sex with Sean Penn she's probably still trying to get the taste out of her mouth.
ReplyDeleteLOL Misch!! I really thought she was older!
ReplyDeleteWow, that is a really bright dress (and I don't mean that as a compliment)...
ReplyDeleteShe needs to stay away from my cougar crush!
ReplyDelete/cracks knuckles
She looks like she's lost some lbs.
ReplyDeleteI <3 JGL...hope this isnt true...he seems waaaay too good for her.
ReplyDeleteMeh. Two hot people making out. What's the harm?
ReplyDeleteEnty reminds me of someone I worked with who told me that on his first trip to Vegas, he was so overwhelmed at the sight of the ocean of bacon-wrapped scallops at the buffet he said, "I just wanted to take my clothes off and roll around in them!" He was a dead ringer for Ron Pearlman, too.
ReplyDeleteHe probably thought she was hot until she opened her mouth. He is way too smart for her.
ReplyDeleteScarlett always ends up with people I would not expect her with...I love JGL, though.
ReplyDeleteCameron, I mean Joseph, always seems like he is living a great life. Happily stoned, doing whatever projects tickle his fancy, paying the bills.
ReplyDeletethat is the "new" it color (?). she looks too thin.
ReplyDeleteMakeout no big deal but she had better keep her vapid self away from JGL *snap*snap* lol He is too intelligent for her honestly
ReplyDeleteIf he's not gay, I would be quite shocked. Him and that guy from Big Bang Theory always make my gaydar go off.
ReplyDeleteHe's not gay? I know a couple of you said it already, but - he's not gay? Really? I've never seen him with anyone, and have always assumed he's gay.
ReplyDeleteI'd make out with ScarJo if I had the chance. I don't think she's anything special actor-wise, nor do I think she's an amazing beauty, but her body is INCREDIBLE.
JGL on the other hand: I find him handsome, hilarious, and love his style, but he's far too skinny to be mash with.
I thought he just got engaged? He was just on Ellen and his new fiance' was there.
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