Scarlett Johansson, Joseph Gordon-Levitt Make Out - Last Month
US Weekly is making a huge deal about Scarlett Johansson and Joseph Gordon-Levitt making out. The thing is they also say in the article that the makeout session happened last month. Well, that means it was over three weeks ago. I actually think if it was just three weeks ago they would have said a few weeks ago. Since they did not, I am guessing this happened closer to like six weeks ago and I am wondering why anyone cared. Making out? Unless one or both of the people is married or in a relationship, who has not had random makeout sessions with people you never see again. Why, I myself can remember back in the day when I was only in the 350 pound range that I would randomly make out with buffet workers. People who make sure a buffet is stocked are so sexy. The woman who brings the bacon out to the warmers? Marriage material.
The fact there has not been a repeat of this makeout session probably means it just was not that great for one or both of them. Moving on.
