I might use this for my Christmas card this year. I just need to add
the new one. At this rate, we may be able to make Lindsay mug shot playing cards.
Meanwhile, Ali Lohan got her first magazine cover.
L'Wren Scott meets Dustin Hoffman. Tough to have a conversation with that distance apart, so
Dustin hops on an ottoman.
Matt Damon went method. That is a real tattoo. No, not really, but I bet some actors have done that.
Mena Suvari got married and now you never see her husband, or her smile.
Robert Englund grosses out a Spanish television audience.
the new one. At this rate, we may be able to make Lindsay mug shot playing cards.
Meanwhile, Ali Lohan got her first magazine cover.
L'Wren Scott meets Dustin Hoffman. Tough to have a conversation with that distance apart, so
Dustin hops on an ottoman.
Matt Damon went method. That is a real tattoo. No, not really, but I bet some actors have done that.
Mena Suvari got married and now you never see her husband, or her smile.
Robert Englund grosses out a Spanish television audience.
Dustin Hoffman has one great sense of humor...
ReplyDeleteAli is sooooooo freckled.
Lindsay's eyes in that latest mugshot, straight from court, look just as glazed and glassy eyed as the others.
ReplyDeleteWOW, Lwren Scott is either HUGE or Dustin is tiny lol
ReplyDeleteMena looks like one of the Children of the Damned, lol
You can get two more pics and a do the opening sequence of the Brady Bunch with Lindsey's mug shots
Sweet molasses, Lindsey will be a living corpse in a year, judging by her deterioration in those photos.
ReplyDeleteDustin Hoffman is funny!
Mena Suvari looks good. Not sure about the bangs, but looking good.
I love Robert Englund. Freddy Kruger >>>>>>>>>>>>> Jason Voorhees.
MichaelK has it right about Lindsay - her mug shots are going to be on that Faces of Meth list.
ReplyDeleteDid Lindsay get cheek implants. Her face looks wider.
ReplyDeleteeveryone of Lindsey's pictures has her pretty red hair dyed blond.....maybe the peroxide is getting to her? could be an allergic reaction that is turning her into a giant asshat. hmmmmmmm
ReplyDeletePersonally I use Loreal and suffer no such problems (that my family will call me on)
I honestly, honestly prefer Lindsay's skinny, natural lips.
ReplyDeleteLINDSAY IS FINE!
ReplyDelete^^ LOL
ReplyDeleteWhy oh why do women think injected lips look good? When will this stop? Pet peeve of mine. I HATE IT SO MUCH.
Hey, at least the black blush somehow got toned down between court and the drive-thru mug shot hut.
ReplyDeleteMe too, Big Mama, because we're worth it.
I too hate the big lips. It really doesn't work on any of these ladies. (Nicole Kidman, Taylor Armstrong) While I might not like my own small lips, I keep the lipstick going and make the best of what I've got.
In a super bitchy way, I love that Ali is a model now and hope she has a crazy sucessful career because that will totally set Lindsday over the edge.
ReplyDeleteFRECKLE CHEST FRECKLE CHEST FRECKLE CHEST! eeeekkkkkkkk!!!!
ReplyDeleteShe was working! and thats not a bloated crooked face, shes TIRED FROM WORKING.
ReplyDeleteMena Suvari looks great!
ReplyDeleteAli should NOT BE A MODEL.. Looks like the cover says "FAIL" magazine, which would be correct/
Lindsay's #1 Mug Shot will always be my favorite.
I'm going to go ahead and say that Lindsay's left nostril has the most mileage.
ReplyDeleteEvery time I look at the photo's of Lindsay I think how could one person mess up her life so completely ?
ReplyDeleteShe had talent, was so beautiful with her red hair, it's as if she set out to destroy herself.
It's just so very sad.
But will Lindsey ever have as good a mugshot as Nicole Ritchie? If I ever have a mugshot, I hope to have enough wits about me to work it the way she did.
ReplyDeleteHow does Ali get work with all those freckles? And how bloody tall is L'Wren Scott? She's even wearing low heels!
ReplyDeleteYeah, why does LL insist upon dyeing her hair blonde every time she has a stint in jail. I think the "firecrotch" comment really got to her because redheads are truly the best. (Of course I TOO am worth it!)LOL
ReplyDeleteParissucks. . . I read "Fail" as the title, too.
ReplyDeleteGotta love Dustin Hoffman.
I LOVE LOVE LOVE the shoes L'Wren Scott is rocking! I'm only 5 foot but I'd wear the scheisse out of those shoes!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if they splattered something extra on Ali's freckles. The really dark ones that just seem so black, I'm sure it's just the photoshopping and contrast playing, but...ehhh... I also hate how her name sits in that L. I wonder the if the designer liked it like that? The I bothers me so much.
@Maja - I lol'd irl!
Is that Suvari bit a reveal?
ReplyDelete"I think the "firecrotch" comment really got to her..."
ReplyDeleteI think so too, and fuck Paris and Greasy Bear for ruining her gorgeous red hair for all of us.
IIRC, L'Wren Scott is 6'3", and she appears to be wearing 2" heels, which would make her 6'5". At least she's proud of her height and willing to work it, and obviously it doesn't bother Mick... ;-)
ReplyDeleteIt's crazy how much Lindsay reminds me of Dana Plato in her newest mug shot.
ReplyDeleteI love those freckles! And I thought it actually said fail... What is it supposed to say?
ReplyDeleteNvermind- fault, right? Apparently I can't read in the morning
ReplyDeleteThe freckles freak me out. It looks like chocolate chip ice cream. If ever there was a time for airbrushing it would be now. Yuck.
ReplyDelete...and oh yeah, my favorite Lindsay mug shot is the lower left one.
ReplyDeleteHow the hell is Ali Lohan a model type? Because she's skinny? Whatever. L'Wren Scott has the PERFECT look for being a model, OTOH. I don't know how Mick Jagger does it, hooking up with these leggy lovelies (seriously, Bianca, Jerry, and L'Wren? talk about the genetics lotto!). Dustin Hoffman looks so precious standing next to L'Wrenn! I still have fond memories of him as Carl Bernstein in All the President's Men and will prefer to think of that stage of his career over all of those horrible Focker movies he's been reduced to lately. Sorry, I think Mena Suvari looks used up. Robert Englund just made me laugh. And Cokehan's totally going to be in the next "Faces of Meth" ad campaign, I agree (thanks, SusanB/Michael K!).
ReplyDeleteThe first mugshot looks like Dina!! LL looks likes hit as a blonde.
ReplyDeleteI also saw "Fail" instead of "Fault".
I think Mena looks great there but should also go back to brunette.