"Where are you? I can't find you anywhere. You are not in the street. You are not where we are supposed to meet."
"You are not in the middle of the road. You are not next to a green toad."
"You are not behind the fence. This is not where you were sent."
"There you are. You were right by the car."
Hello Salma Hayek. The 80's called and would like their hair style back.
Shia LaBeouf looks for his next knife victim.
Thomas Jane. Just working that corner like the old days.
Two days in a row for Uma Thurman looking lovely.
The rarely seen wife of Will Ferrell is on the left and Colleen Bell is on the right. Only 35 more days until I will allow myself to watch Buddy.
You don't think Scientology follows you around? Look at the strange guy behind William Mapother.
"You are not in the middle of the road. You are not next to a green toad."
"You are not behind the fence. This is not where you were sent."
"There you are. You were right by the car."
Hello Salma Hayek. The 80's called and would like their hair style back.
Shia LaBeouf looks for his next knife victim.
Thomas Jane. Just working that corner like the old days.
Two days in a row for Uma Thurman looking lovely.
The rarely seen wife of Will Ferrell is on the left and Colleen Bell is on the right. Only 35 more days until I will allow myself to watch Buddy.
You don't think Scientology follows you around? Look at the strange guy behind William Mapother.
I am sorry, but I just don't like Salma Hayek. And when she said she loved her boobs in an interview, all I could think was, "Well you bought them, I should hope you like them".
ReplyDeleteI love Reese's kids.
Loved Dr. Seuss poetry!
ReplyDeleteWow, Reese's daughter Ava sure got tall fast!
ReplyDeleteAre Salma's boobs fake? I always thought they were real!
Wow. Reese's daughter is so big. I guess that's the benefit of having kids early
ReplyDelete"Shia LaBeouf looks for his next knife victim." made me LOL. But it's not really that funny.
ReplyDelete"Thomas Jane. Just working that corner like the old days." That HAS to be a reveal.
Thomas Jane worked the 'ho' stroll? Say it ain't so, yo! Not that I care, but I'm trying to rhyme like Enty. :-D
ReplyDeleteOh Salma honey, no. She usually looks so good. The hair is bad but the dress is just horrible.
ReplyDeleteRe: Thomas Jane, that's not really a reveal. He admitted it a while ago. Just google it, you'll find the interview where he said he would turn tricks for guys to get food and money.
ReplyDeleteNope on Salma's boob's implant's early in her career....
ReplyDeleteAlso for a woman who has access to the most beautiful cloths she has shit taste.
Reese's daughter has long legs...nice.
Black Cat & Layna:
ReplyDeleteNo need for hinting or a reveal.
Thomas Jane openly acknowledged being being homeless as a young man in L.A. and being a prostitute for gay men to get by. Brave of him, if you ask me.
I forgot - is Reese pregnant?
ReplyDeleteLOL on the Dr. Seuss, Enty!
ReplyDeleteOK, maybe IRL I wouldn't sleep with Thomas Jane but it's nice to fantasize, he is one nice-looking dude!
Is Viggo a Scientologist?
ReplyDeleteI believe that's Viggo Mortensen as Sigmund Freud behind Suri's dad. He's in the movie "A Dangerous Method" about the relationship between Freud and Carl Jung (played by Michael Fassbender). Can you guess I want to see it?
ReplyDeleteReese's daughter is adorable!
ReplyDeleteI thought Salma's boobs were real too?
ReplyDeleteSalma's boobs are NOT real, and she had a nose job.
ReplyDeleteSuri Cruise looks so much more like William Mapother than Tom Cruise. Though, I am not convinced he's her father. I am just more convinced that Tom Cruise is not.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry but I love Salma's hair there! But then, I love 80s fashion, I just do. ;-)
ReplyDelete@figgy--I guess we are totally on the same page today. I like Salma's hair too. I like naturally curly hair on anyone (jealous b/c mine is pretty much straight...wavy at best.)
ReplyDeleteLoved the Reese poem, very good!
ReplyDeleteThomas Jane probably isn't the first Hollywood actor who turned tricks before they hit it big, but he is the only one I know of to admit it. I say good for him for coming owning up to it
ReplyDeleteA movie with Fassbender and Viggo...I don't even need dialogue!
ReplyDeleteDidn't Rupert Everett also come out saying he was a male prostitute???
ReplyDeleteI too think Suri looks a LOT like William Mapother, but I also agree that that doesn't necessarily make him her father. I look a LOT like my aunt, more than I look like either of my parents. It's really weird, actually (so weird I made my mom promise my aunt didn't have a baby when she was young and gave it to my mom to raise...my aunt is 13 years younger than my mom so it's possible...but mom promised it's not true...lol)
ReplyDeleteAva is just such an adorable kid.
I used to like Salma but I hate how she reacted to the Linda Evangelista stuff. Not that she owes her anything, but I just figure since she also has a child by this man that she'd be more empathetic. I now feel like she's just a big grouchy c u next tuesday.
I don't mind Salma's hair but she should have worn a black bra.
ReplyDeleteI just watched Everything Must Go this week. Thought Will Farrell was good.
Did you guys know William Mapother is Tom Cruise's first cousin and I'm pretty sure Mapother is Cruise's real last name. They look alike don't they?
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