Thursday, October 27, 2011

National Enquirer Blind Item

WHICH two current “Dancing with the Stars” contestants were thisclose to being related by marriage? The wannabe hoofer, who almost married into the famous family, isn’t talking because his ex was – and still is – the black sheep of that celebrated clan!


8 comments:

  1. Um. Kristin Calamari and the Male Kardashian?

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  2. Didn't that Laguna Beach chick date Brody Jenner at some point?

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  3. I don't think of Brody as a black sheep".
    The wannabe hoofer is a he, so I am voting for Chaz, and the ex is David Arquette's sister Alexis.

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  4. Agreed it can't be Kardashians unless the wording is screwed up. "because HIS (the dancer's) ex was the blacksheep" Rob's only well-known ex was that former Cheetah girl, adrienne something-or-other.

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  5. Alexis Arquette and Chaz Bono

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  6. It doesn't say the two contestants were the ones who were almost married. My guess is some guy on the show almost married Mackenzie Phillips.

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  7. (And thus, he and Chynna Phillips were almost related by marriage.)

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  8. Or it could be Ron Artest & Khloe, if you go with a loose definition of "black sheep." I don't think the others consider Khloe an outcast, but sometimes she does.

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