National Enquirer Blind Item
THIS unlucky-in-love talk-show host is so desperate to land a husband that she’s resorted to begging her celebrity pals – but NOT her more famous BFF – to help her find a spouse? The almost 60, divorced mother-of-two is determined to get married in 2012. WHO is she?
Gayle King?
ReplyDeleteChelsea Handler!
ReplyDeleteparissucksliterally said...
ReplyDeleteChelsea Handler!
SNORT!
Has Gayle ever hosted? If so, great guess.
ReplyDeleteI think Oprah gave Gayle a show once, sometime in the late 90's.
ReplyDeleteGayle King has two children.
ReplyDeleteand is divorced. So it's Gayle.
ReplyDeleteGayle has a radio talk show... the blind doesn't say that it's tv.
ReplyDeleteGayle hosts a show on OWN with Dr. Phil, Dr. Oz, and Suze Orman. It's her.
ReplyDeleteI agree it is Gayle. Wasn't she getting sued by a Matchmaker for not paying the fees? I thought Gayle was on the down low with Oprah? I am so damned confused! lol ; )
ReplyDeleteNo doubt it's Rosie O'Donnell.
ReplyDeleteGayle
ReplyDeleteGayle has a show on OWN. I think it's also broadcast on the radio. I think the "more famous BFF" is a big clue for me. I'm sticking with my Gayle King guess even though it's a long standing rumor that she & Oprah have something going on.
ReplyDeleteI knew Chelsea Handler was lying about her age!
ReplyDelete@Moose - Rosie was on Howard Stern this week and said that she's thinking about marrying her newest girlfriend.
ReplyDeleteGreat guess on Gayle King
ReplyDeleteIsn't Gayle bumping uglies with the Big O? Those ladies are about as hetero as Bobby Trendy.
ReplyDeleteI like the Chelsea Handler guess. ;-)
Bahaha! I'm going to say Chelsea, too. There's no way that broad is the age she says she is ;)
ReplyDeleteOf course every strong woman with a decent job is a lesbian. Oy!
ReplyDeleteits not chelsea, she doesn't have kids, and she isn't the marrying type.
ReplyDeletechelsea looks older than she is because of booze problem which she doesn't consider a problem.
@_-_=_ -- Oh, PLEASE. As IF the sapphic rumors surrounding Oprah and Gayle haven't been swirling for over a DECADE. Don't even try to finger me as some sort of homophobe.
ReplyDeleteJ.K. Rowling is straight. So is Martha Stewart. Happy now?
Annabella, it was a JOKE.
ReplyDeleteJFC...lol
WHOOPIE!
ReplyDeleteWhoa! What did Gayle do to get more famous than Oprah?! What have I been doing that I missed this news?!
ReplyDeleteWhy just because they are besties do they automatically have to be gay?? I loved on the OPrah Behind the Scenes Shows when they did the camping trip and her final episode she addressed it and even Stedman sort of addressed it... They're soul mates in a different way. I believe the romantic love and respect between her and stedman and I also believe the completely non-sexual love and respect between her and Gayle.
ReplyDeleteThe gay rumour is so silly and for what i can only assume are the gossip aficiando's on Cdan to still be throwing that rumour around is surprising.
Now stepping down off my soap box, I 100% agree with the Gayle guess... @BinkyM it says "not her MORE famous bff" not that she is more famous than the bff :)
@Dishtlk: Read it again: it says "she’s resorted to begging her celebrity pals – but NOT her more famous BFF."
ReplyDeleteI can name three female talk show hosts off the top of my head (Oprah, Ellen, and Chelsea, who's in her mid-30s, not pushing 60, folks), so I can't help, but I can't begin to fathom what Gayle's done to make herself more famous than Gayle.
Oh! And Wendy Williams. I can name him, too.
yeah as in begging her pals, who are also celebs but she won't beg her more famous bff, who would be Oprah... No?
ReplyDeleteWow; who's a complete and total boobyhead? I TOTALLY misunderstood the question. I thought the answer you folks were going for was OPRAH. Aw, geez; I'm *such* a derp. Please excuse me while I go kick my ass around the block.
ReplyDeleteMaybe while I'm doing that, I can make a stop at Bellevue. Or the library, where they can check my reading comprehension. Though clearly I haven't any today. *sigh*
Sorry, folks.
@Binky M -- "I can't begin to fathom what Gayle's done to make herself more famous than Gayle."
ReplyDelete*scratches head and furrows brow*
I think the wording of the blind is pretty clear, personally. The subject has a "more famous BFF." It does NOT say that the subject is more famous than the BFF.
Also, Gayle and Oprah have been rumored to sleep in the same bed -- not just the same suite -- when they travel. Together. Extensively. If Oprah professes to be heterosexual, it might be a ruse to fend off the portion of her fanbase who'd be weirded out if she were to suddenly emerge from the closet. I don't understand why that isn't a plausible scenario. She's no dummy, and no one on earth can claim she's not media savvy.
And if *I* were Stedman, I'd be itching to put a ring on it -- especially if I could wriggle my way out of a prenup. ;-) Their relationship has always struck me as one of convenience, personally.
@Binky -- I posted my last comment before I read what you recently wrote.
ReplyDeleteBut, yes -- it sure helps to actually read things thoroughly.
@Ida: That's the problem, though: I'd read it thoroughly. I just didn't UNDERSTAND it. At *all*. Herp de derp. (sigh)
ReplyDeletewhy the fuck would anyone get remarried?
ReplyDeleteMe, I was thinking why would anyone making a decent salary want to get remarried. I guess some people never figure out how to keep themselves busy.
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