This has been a big week in the what did Courtney Stodden look like before she got new breasts, started chain smoking and working the lunch rush at a strip club. Besides photos from her early modeling days alone and with her sisters, there is also now a video of her competing in the Miss Washington Teen USA contest. Yes, the same contest owned by Donald Trump. I think he probably uses it as a date pool and marks it down when they will turn 18. "Happy Birthday______. This is Donald Trump. Yes, the guy on television. Yes, my hair is real. It just gets that way when the wind blows it, but it is real. No, I don't have Lil Jon's phone number. Listen, anyway, the reason why I am calling is that I saw a great deal about you that I liked and want to talk to you about your career as a beauty contestant at USA. What? You just turned 17? I thought you were 18. Oh, well talk to you next year. Bye. Someone is getting fired."
Pamela Anderson has called and wants her look back.....
ReplyDeleteIf she's really 17, do the photos of her hanging out of her swimsuits count as child porn?
ReplyDeleteObviously no real talent to do well for herself other than being a fame whore. But what is this obsession with Courtney Stodden as of late?
ReplyDeleteI think a 16 year old could look like that, look how much older Lindsay Lohan looks. You don't get enough sleep, drink too much booze, eat junk instead of healthy food, spend too much time in a tanning salon and voila...... Leatherface.
Yeah, I giggle at Courtney's alliterative Twitter feed, but as someone who's roughly TWICE her age, this situation also makes me incredibly angry and sad.
ReplyDeleteThis woman's slag mother needs to start meeting Dina Lohan for bloody marys. They obviously have tons in common.
And I'm sure her father was a real prize, too, if he was even around at all.
Why is this person famous?
ReplyDeleteI'm just amazed her sisters haven't come up before. So her mother raised other girls? I wonder what they're like.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure the sisters have moved out of state and changed their names, never to see their "parents" again.
ReplyDeleteHeartbreaking because she was such a pretty girl to begin with and is much too young to already look like a hard 40 (albeit hot in a cheap way). I don't know why she's in "the news" though. Because she married someone so much older?
ReplyDeleteIt's sad to see she had the suggestively sexy Lolita poses down back then, too.
ReplyDeleteAt least I will now believe that she is actually 17 since this video is only 2 years old. However, as M says, clearly she was practicing her "walking the stroll" mannerisms early because girlfriend is acting like she's on the Strip rather than at a TEEN beauty pageant competition (so she was about 15 and already walking like she was 35).
ReplyDeleteShe looks cute in the photo with her sisters. She was not GORGEOUS, but cute - maybe the pageants did this to her. It was clear from the video she thought she was the sexiest thing evah.
Her mother should be put in jail. What a criminal way to raise your child - teach them they have no value except when objectifying their own bodies. Good job, mom!
ReplyDelete1 more year until she can do what she was born for. Porn.
ReplyDeleteShe was beautiful before. Why make all those adjustments to herself? Definitely a downgrade.
ReplyDeleteI think my favorite part of this whole thing is how obsessed Anderson Cooper is with her appearances...hilarious.
ReplyDeleteWhoever gave her that boob job (at that age) should be reported to authorities of some sort and should have his license revoked.
ReplyDeleteI think what skeeves me out the most and what I feel impotent rage for is that the Courtney that is featured with her 'husband' is pretty shocking and gross but they dont look horrifying together- because she does look like a Denny's pancake and blow job slinging waitress now. But these pics of Courtney that are only a few years old put in perspective the husband she is banging now and the combination is UNREAL. Just pure child molesty horror.
ReplyDeleteIt makes me want to snatch her away in the middle of the night.
I wonder if she regrets the life she's decided to take yet. I bet she does, just a little.
I wouldn't be surprised if she lied about her age by a couple of years for the Miss Teen competition. After all, she lied about being "Miss Ocean Shores" - there is no such title.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone know how/when she met Doug?
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the change in so short a time frame is kind of WOW. i don't think you can blame pagents. i think she was trying to use pagents to become famous. i agree ^^ porn is her goal.
ReplyDeleteI just watched one of their interviews...it reminds me of the character Jennifer Coolidge plays in Best in Show.
ReplyDelete"We have so much in common. We both love soup and snow peas."
@lutefisk - They said through a mutual friend. She initially contacted him about acting classes/workshops he was holding.
Wow...she used to be so pretty and cute. Now she's tacky, trashy and old looking.
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