Michael Lohan Will Be Arrested If He Shows Up In New York

Michael Lohan is having a bad week. He has been arrested twice; threatened with a third time; cannot bail himself out of jail; battered his body jumping from the third floor of a building while trying to escape the police; been served by Dina Lohan for failure to pay child support; and has been told that if he shows up in New York he will be arrested for failure to pay child support on that other child he had when he was still married to Dina, but maybe or maybe not on a break. You know, the kid that shows up in the news every so often.

Instead of trying to get out of jail, you would think that Michael would relish the opportunity to take a break from all the drama that is on the outside, plus you just know that his fellow prisoners are probably huge fans of the Michael Lohan mesh shirt collection. I mean these guys are his core customers.