Michael Lohan went on CNN yesterday afternoon to share his belief that Lindsay Lohan is smoking meth and/or crack. Heck, Michael, I bet it is probably both, with some straight up coke snorting on the side. Michael says he knows his daughter is smoking crack or meth because of her rotting teeth. He says he is sure because the damage is just to her two front teeth and if this were a prescription medicine thing it would affect all her teeth. Thanks for the education Michael. I think the news anchor was shocked that he just came right out and said what he did, so he clarified it for her by saying, “She’s smoking either crack or meth, one or the other. I’m not going to shade it.”
Grass is green.
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ReplyDeleteDammit, I can't think of another one to match the above!
ReplyDeleteBut yeah, thanks Captain obvious. As if anyone could expect anything else when she's not being drug-tested.
Fire is hot?
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!
ReplyDeleteThere was a blind reveal, he wants Lindsay in rehab asap, Dina won't let go of her meal ticket. Lindsay is doomed.
ReplyDeleteI just read on TMZ that she showed up at the morgue 40 minutes late and they turned her away. The judge is going to love that.
ReplyDeleteI can't think of any way to say it better than the first two commenters, except maybe "yes, the bear does crap in the woods".
Ha! You guys crack me up! Love it!
ReplyDeleteI think the whole Lohan family is f-ed up to be honest. If Lindsay carries on the ways she's going she'll be in the morgue for other reasons than cleaning it. Michael is a manipulative bastard and Dina is just strange.
ReplyDeleteThis is ignoring the Lindsay / Dina incest thing a few weeks.
But what is he going to do about it? I really hope he can get her the help she needs.
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Sugar is sweet.
LiLo is a crackhead.
I'll take "Things That are Obvious" for $1000, Alex!
The world is round. Don't you know the world is going to HELL when Michael "King Abusive Douchbag Deadbeat Parent" is sounding like a good Father. I am scared. White Oprah is right up there with WORST MOMMY ever. After yesterday being arrested at court, Lilo showed up 40 minutes late to the Morgue? Good for them for turning that trick away.
ReplyDeleteShe'll end up at the morgue soon enough one way or another.
ReplyDeleteCrack is whack!
ReplyDeleteCocaine is a helluva drug!
As obvious as it is, he is the ONLY person in her family who actually admits she has a problem.
ReplyDeleteAnd the best way to convince a drug addict to clean up is through the media, right?
ReplyDeleteThere is truly nobody in her life that cares about her at all. She is truly doomed.
ReplyDeleteit was Jane Valez's show on HLN last night. I watched it.
ReplyDeleteAnd lets clarify something. All Michel was trying to do was push a rehab center called G&G. HLN should charge him for all the free advertising he got on the air. Michael is a paid by the center as a spokesperson.
This man wil do anything to make a buck off his daughter.
Bahaha - there were clearly a bunch more I could have come up with....I hadn't yet had my half-cup of allowed coffee :)
ReplyDeleteThis is one of the reasons the US has the highest child abuse rate in the developed world....WHERE ARE THE AUTHORITIES?!!
ReplyDeleteThat photo of her making out with her mother with the younger brother sitting beside them, probably in a bar, was everywhere. And he remains with Dina to this day. Ali gets plastic surgery, Lilo snorts coke off a table infront of a window...and this is only within the past few months. I mean, what more needs to happen here before some sort of CPS steps in, to at least save the one still living with that family?
Money (and fame and big tits)talks and bullsh*t (and infamy and duck lips) walks I spose.
Her teeth were so white back then!
ReplyDeleteI just realized why Dina and LiLo did the makeout thing - Dina probably wants a cut of LiLo's prostitution money, so she's convinced her to try to sell the guys a mother/daughter act. EW.
ReplyDeleteWait, WHAT???? Linnocent and Mom were making out? EWWWWWWWWWWWW.
ReplyDeleteAnd that's why Mom is now pushing Ali, poor kid.
Notice the brothers have kept out of the madness so far. Because Dina doesn't know how to deal with male whoredom, I hope they get out relatively unscathed.
But Mom and Dad are no excuse by now, at 24yo a person starts to realize and cast off the burdens your parents placed on you and seek self-discovery.
Or I should say acknowledge it.
Say what you will, I do think Michael is trying to help his daughter. He messed up way back when, and he is a famewhore, but as stated he is the only one coming out and saying something. And he has to use the media at this point because he's usually denied access to her. He's trying to get more people to put pressure on Dina.
ReplyDeleteNow is some of it done to stick it to Dina? Sure, why not? But dude honestly does care about his daughter, and I don't think he wants to see her waste away to nothing. He's doing what he can in his own effed up way.
So Michael gets props for that. And no matter what, he is now by far and wide the lesser of the two Lohan parent evils.
I think he'll take it back/have been misquoted once Dina gets to him.
ReplyDeleteI think he is trying but won't stand up to Lindsay being pissed at him.
Nice try though, even a little late.
I wish the judge had some ability to sentence her to some hardcore rehab like Promises or something like that, not the cakewalk enablers at Betty Ford. No phone, no internet, no outside world until you are completely clean. That would be a good thing.
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ReplyDeleteBless you, RQ, for doing this 9 month journey the right way. You can catch up on the caffeine later when you'll probably need it more unless you're nursing. If more people were like you [uhhhh, Lohan parental units, i AM talking to you], we'd all be a lot better off. R Prince[ss] is getting a great start in life!
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ReplyDeleteHow is she not already dead, if she's doing that many drugs? Unbelievable. I don't think you can call CPS since LL is over 18, but Dina truly should've locked up for being the worst mother of all time.
ReplyDeleteHer parent's or her friends aren't responsible to put her in rehab. She has to do it herself. It would be funny to see her on Intervention. The comment about Michael using Lilo to promote his drug center is probably spot on. Have you guys seen the newest pictures? She got her teeth fixed. They look much better.
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