Lindsay Lohan just had her probation revoked and a hearing to determine whether she should go to jail is set for next month. The Judge also set bail at $100K. If Lindsay makes bail which she will do in a few minutes, the Judge says she better go do some community service time at the morgue before the next hearing. Did anyone who watch it think that it looked like Lindsay was all bruised on her cheekbones? If that is makeup, I hope it is cheap, because it looked awful. Lindsay did not say much during the hearing, but there really was nothing to say because the Judge was ticked off and nothing was going to change her mind.
Did anyone catch TMZ's interview with Dina Lohan the other day? She said Lindsay had completed almost all her community service hours, which was something like "a bajillion hours."
ReplyDeleteMmmhmmm. I really wish they'd set the bail higher. Like a BAJILLION dollars.
she over did it on the bronzer. She looked very spaced out and still does not get that doing a little at last minute does not please the court.
ReplyDeleteAnd the therapist is clearly a star f*ckr and lied to the court to cover Lindsay's ass. Glad the judge saw through that.
Have fun at the morgue, that is if you show up.
Yeah, she looked awful. Looked like she didn't wash her hair and put her make up on in the dark. That whole cheekbone technique never works.
ReplyDeleteI think she should keep doing her make up like that so they won't confuse her with a dead body at the morgue.
ReplyDeleteThe judge flat out said that jail was a complete joke because of the budget issues in California. Wow, she sounded angry and then LiLo's lawyer had the nerve to wave her arms around and give attitude. Wow. Denial is strong in the Lohan circle, its not just family members. I just wish the judge had asked for specifics everytime the lawyer said that Lindsay was busy 'working' so that they would have to admit that she's a hooker now. Shame that drug tests are no longer part of her probation.
ReplyDeleteGood one NP!
ReplyDeleteI like this judge. I hope Linday's lawyer is getting paid, she sure is working hard trying to work with Linday's obvious lies.
ReplyDeleteShe will show up to the morgue one way or another, Timebob. But my guess is takes the ride in the coroner van, in the back.
ReplyDeleteAlso, it's about damn time someone got tough with her.
Oh yea, and she looked awlful. I thought the same thing about a bruise until I saw the other cheek, too much rouge. I thought she seemed panicked at times or maybe it was withdrawal of some sort or another.
ReplyDeleteJudge was pissed, I like that.
I wish this bitch would just go away. And what is with those stupid poses and lip curls when her picture is taken? She doesn't get that she's a total joke.
ReplyDeleteOh you guys watch, this mess will end up hanging on forever like Courtney Love and all those drug addled rockstars that are a million years old.
ReplyDeleteJust put her in jail already. Even if it's a couple of nights, just do it.
ReplyDeleteShe looks like she got new lip injections - or maybe cheek injections too. Or could it be alcohol bloat?
ReplyDeleteI love this judge. She is amazing at calling Lindsay (and her poor lawyer) out:
ReplyDeleteIT WASNT JUST A DIU
IT WAS 2 DUIs
COCAINE
RECKLESS DRIVING
Ha Lelaina! Definitely a bajillion. How many blow jobs is that?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the bruises were from injections...do injections bruise?
I liked reading this, but we all know it won't really change her attitude.
She;ll be sentenced to the full year and a half on Nov. 2....and serve about 3 weeks.
ReplyDeleteThat's i she does not immediately go for appeal and bond out - AGAIN.
My phone call worked!! heehee
ReplyDeleteRealistically they are releasing hardened cons due to prison overpopulation in California. As much as I would like the emotional satisfaction of seeing LL jailed I think I prefer the intellectual satisfaction of saving that place for a murderer, rapist or thief. Unfortunately we don't always get what we want.
ReplyDeleteI liked it that the judge seemed to mean serious business, however I don't think Lindsay gets it with her perpetual train wreck life she insists on living.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I do have to agree with you on that, Daveb...it's just annoying to watch people like Lindsay continuously getting away with shit like this, simply because they can. She knows she can, and she'll keep on doing it.
ReplyDeleteface probably bruised because they installed a new set of teeth
ReplyDeleteRenoBlondee, you could not be more right. She will always be a dillusional mess who will keep on keepin on, telling herself "I'm just trying to get my life together," "My break is coming" etc. It will be a cycle that will last FOREVER.
ReplyDeleteRQ, that's the first thing I thought, too. Injections can definitely bruise and/or swell. I haven't seen the photos or video yet, so if it's not just shoddy makeup and really are bruises, I guarantee they're from injections/fillers. Her face is FUCKED.
Apparently Linds explained to her probation officer that she blew off so many scheduled sessions at the Downtown Women's Center (where she was sentenced to do her community service) because...are you ready for this?...she wasn't finding the experience "fulfilling."
ReplyDelete"NOT FULFILLING"??? ARE YOU F'ING KIDDING ME?
The balls and sense of entitlement this bitch has is truly breathtaking.
She looks terrible. I looked at those pictures of her on 'D-Listed' and got the same feeling I did when I saw Amy Winehouse last known picture. I had no idea Winehouse was going to die a few days later, of course, but I couldn't help note how sad she looked. Lindsay Lohan has that same look. Maybe I'm just seeing things. Hopefully she gets off of whatever she's on - probably some strong narcotics, and gets her life in order one of these days before it's too late and she dies of 'natural causes' like Ledger, Haim and Winehouse.
ReplyDeleteI am hoping she screws up in an area that doesn't have over population problems. Or Texas...I am sure Texas would make room for her in thier prison system.
ReplyDeleteI must say that was some costume she put together for court. And yes that's bronzer gone wrong, I've done it and not realized till I was out in natural light.
ReplyDeleteThe white dress, the breezy scarf and the metallic gold bag and shoes just scream I'm so misunderstood.
LOVE the judge! and LOVED the "not fulfilling" because she "didn't interact with the other women" ruse that the judge called her on.
ReplyDeleteThe revocation HEARING should be interesting. Then, the people who submitted the "glowing" reports will be called to account for their assessments. Love how the judge wants the hard-and-fast numbers and how she said, "how is this 'in compliance' when you say 'except for'?" Touche!
Also loved how LiLo was giving the big doe-eyed "but, but, but" looks as the judge and her attorney sparred over what she did and didn't do.
Okay I just got back after looking at the pictures on Celebitchy. Holy hell, her face is fucked. Not only is she starting to look like an entirely different person, I'm pretty sure she was high during the hearing. Her pupils are pinpoints.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone watch the TMZ video? Her eyes darted all over the place. It was truly sad. She screams for this attention. That's the only thing that will explain the brown blush to me.
ReplyDeleteugh, not fulfilling that is as lame as Kid Rock wanting to give a concert to the military instead of doing community service. The Judge bitch slapped him and said probation/community service is a lesson it isn't supposed to be "fun" and he can give a concert on his own time.
ReplyDeleteCan anyone tell me why this bitch is wearing my grandma's curtains and sheers to court???
ReplyDeleteNot only is LiLo looking bad, her voice is shot. Did anyone here see "Machete"? She sounded like she's been deep-throating a chain saw.
ReplyDeleteThe comments here are making me laugh pretty good this afternoon. Too many to mention! ; ) Where can I get a "I love Judge Sautner" sticker for my car? Lilo will not have a 30th Birthday it is becoming more apparent all of the time. I hope Dina can live with that. Yes, here in Texas this trick would be rotting in jail.
ReplyDeleteThe makeup!!! Looks like Halloween came early for LiLo!
ReplyDeleteYeah...the judges are always ticked off at Lindsay, but STILL continue to give her a little slap on the wrist. No non-celeb would get away with any of this. If she didn't do community service last time, what makes them think community service will work this time. All Lindsay seems to have to do is say "No...don't feel like it, and get's away with it. I say throw her in the slammer without bail until she gets all the drugs out of her system. Then give her heavy duty therapy while she's in jail...also, DO NOT let her enabler of a mother Dina, near her.
ReplyDeleteShe should have stayed in jail longer. Maybe the guards would have given her some free toothpaste while she was there.
ReplyDeleteThat sure would have been nice. For everyone's sake.
So quick questions - are judged elected in LA?
ReplyDeleteIt seems to be the only thing that explains why celebs have a different justice system then the rest of us.
If any of us "normal" people did what Lohan did, the book would have been thrown at us and the system would have washed their hands of us.
The irony is Lohan would have been better to just take the time to begin with. Between her celeb status and LA jail overcrowding, her sentence could have been 5 years but her actual time served would probably had been about 5 days.
I don't think it is bruising or makeup (well, there is a ton of makeup) - she looks seriously swollen.
ReplyDeleteI've tried to stick to a self-proposed ban on Lindsay for a while but just had to say that I am shocked she is still alive. A year ago I would have thought that she would be dead in a year.
She is a waste of human. I don't care how she goes away. I wish it would be jail.
The Eagles will win a Super Bowl before she dies.
ReplyDeleteAll I can say is
ReplyDeleteHa ha! ( in my simpsons voice )
She was bloated, to be sure, and I think those blush steaks were an attempt to camouflage it.
ReplyDeleteAlicia said it best :)
ReplyDeleteMaybe Mel Gibson can teach Lindsay how to "Hug the Cactus". Although she seems to have a different method "stumble around wasted and fall into the cactus".
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1260281/Lindsay-Lohan-trips-high-heels-falls-cactus.html
The video I saw of this last night made me think she literally was high during this hearing. Or got high before she went to court and it wore off at some point during the hearing or progress report or whatever they call it. Suffice to say I don't think its a big mystery that clearly Linds likes to either smoke her cocaine or is into smoking meth based on her voice, behavior, teeth, everything.
ReplyDeleteThat's not just from smoking butts.
I agree CA doesn't need to be burdened with the cost of jailing a waste of life like her with their current financial probs. I agree with the poster who wants her to get in trouble somewhere where they have space for her-- in fact, I want her to get in trouble in Singapore or Thailand another place where even small amounts of drug possession carry incredibly serious consequences-- like life in prison/execution.
And while technically this whole thing is a waste of CA taxpayer money, have to love the judge for calling her out on being an "actress" who doesn't work at acting (ahem, whore) and that probation is not intended to be fulfilling for the person being sentenced. How incredibly self-centered and delusional to even think that. I can't believe that even her famewhore lawyer let that be said.