Lindsay Lohan Fires Her Business Manager

According to TMZ, Lindsay Lohan has fired her business manager. Lindsay says it is because the guy was not spending enough time managing her business. I say it is because he had no business to manage. When you are only getting a couple of checks a month, I think the guy can handle it. He also manages the business of Britney Spears. My guess is that Lindsay felt ignored and the guy probably did not take her calls for "spending money" at 2am so she got upset. Plus the guy lives in Nashville so when Lindsay needs that crack or meth money at 2am it is much easier to go over to some person's home in Los Angeles and knock on their window to get some money rather than calling someone in Nashville who then can talk to the drug dealer and promise that Lindsay will pay them Tuesday for a cheeseburger today.