Jennifer Aniston Not Engaged Not Pregnant - Jennifer Aniston Married To Justin Theroux
In the same week that Jennifer Aniston gave an interview saying she is not engaged, has no plans to get married and is not pregnant, Star has her married to Justin Theroux. They also found out that there was no pre-nup because she trusts him. To do what? Not divorce her next week to get half of her money? Apparently this is breaking news too. You know, which is why they put it into a weekly magazine instead of putting it on the internet. So, where did the couple elope to? No friends or family at all? Do you think Jen would get married and not have Courteney Cox there? I doubt it.
I stopped buying Star mag years ago.
ReplyDeleteI need proof. Until TMZ finds a marriage certificate for Jen and Justin getting married, I call bull on Star. For the first time ever Jen publicly admitted that she is not looking to get married again, which we've been saying all along: the girl simply wants to have her fun, and not be tied down... Figuratively!
ReplyDeleteNext week the headline will be: Brad tries to break up Jen's marriage. Followed by Angelina having an affair with Jen's man.
ReplyDeleteI hate to nitpick about this stuff but community property doesn't kick in immediately and it doesn't apply to assets acquired before marriage. "Enty" should know this.
ReplyDeleteSTAR sucks.
ReplyDeleteThey were married in Greece, right?!?!?!??!
ReplyDeleteHow do they get away with covers like this? Are they in the clear as long as the celeb doesn't sue them?
ReplyDeleteI call bullshit on this completely. Why would she want to get married again? I think she likes being "Aunty Jen" to Coco Arquette, but she does not strike me as the Mommy type. A woman does not need a man to be happy. And vice versa. You need to love yourself.
ReplyDeleteI have a Star subscription until 2013, but I only paid $12 for 3 years. I'm going to start using for craft projects.
ReplyDeleteAniston is a TOTAL famewhore. I don't think she minds headlines of any sort. As long as they bring attention to her, score!
ReplyDeleteI truly don't care about these two, though. Married, schmarried. Great.
Haha I agree with Ida.
ReplyDeleteBut you people, of course we don't believe this story! That's why it's so funny!
I can't believe people buy this shit.
ReplyDeleteI also can't believe that people actually believe this shit.
ReplyDeleteBlogger B. Profane said...
ReplyDelete"I hate to nitpick about this stuff but community property doesn't kick in immediately and it doesn't apply to assets acquired before marriage. "Enty" should know this."
A lawyer would.
I thought People Magazine was the only "respectable" celeb gossip magazine, til I started reading this blog. ;)
ReplyDeleteI don't understand how they can get away with printing this stuff???
Jennifer isn't a marrying woman. She is the good time girl that guys use and then run away. History is the key to the future.
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