So, when you see a moving truck in front of Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher's house does it make you think someone is moving out or they are just moving some things into storage or that Demi is having a new tanning system/do it yourself botox chamber installed? The pictures would indicate that everything is at least on a lets wait and see mode, but then at the same time you would hope she would show some back bone and kick his scrawny ass to the curb. If they do split I think you will see Ashton try and break Russell Brand's record of number of people to have sex with in a year.
These two are the biggest famewhores on earth, and are only dragging out this shit for tabloid attention.
ReplyDeleteNeither of them are remotely talented, interesting, or all that attractive (to me, at least). I have zero sympathy for Demi, and I think Ashton is a total douche.
Just sign the papers and get it the fuck over with, guys. Honestly.
ditto. this is just pathetic.
ReplyDeleteGeez whatever will help the Two and a Half Men ratings skyrocket, I'm all for.
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That's what it's all about isn't it? By my count they've been separated at least 6 months now.
He just finally screwed the wrong girl/non-hooker with a big mouth and their spind octors are working on it, badly.
I think the whole thing is laughable. You couldn't get this two to shut UP the whole duration of their marriage about every little thing, now their pie holes are finally closed?? Funny how people don't like advertising their failures, only their successes.
ReplyDelete@RocketQueen: lol!!
ReplyDeleteThese two are and their "marriage" are a disaster. Sign the flipping papers already and move on to your next prey. And I hope 2.5 Men is a complete flop this season.
ReplyDeleteIt's not like anyone is shocked or surprised that Ashton is a douche so just get on with it. The kids are grown and she probably got some on the side anyway. He can go back to hanging with Wilmer, Danny, and Diddy or maybe even chill with Leo's pussy posse.
ReplyDeleteBruce should drag them everywhere he goes to promote unity for the girls. That's what they did with him. Smile everybody.
ReplyDeletewait & see because they have several houses in LA and i's even not sure they live here
ReplyDeleteI still want to know why everyone keeps assuming that a woman as strong as Demi Moore is being a pushoever in this situation. I also dont understand the anger. While these two are excellent at self promotion, all their tweets that let us believe we were getting a look at their personal lives never really told us anything personal! We have no idea what went on in their marriage nor do we know anything about its disillusion because they haven't told us. Theyre not even letting nasty things about the other leak to the press. I think theyre doing a great job as handling this like adults. I get why the gossip sites are making assumption but I am really curious about the national news reporting on, well, nothing.
ReplyDelete@Anotheramy - really?? You don't remember the tweets and pictures to each other about the sticky love notes all over their house? The tweets to each other while they were in separate rooms asking the other to walk into the next room for sex?? Or Demi talking about how her favourite thing was naked movie night? Ugh. Sorry, these two talked about their sex lives PLENTY.
ReplyDeleteCould they not have found a van with flashing lights? Something a little for attention-getting? I guess not because if it existed, they would've rented it.
ReplyDelete@RocketQueen: You're laughing at them for not "advertising" they're failures. Just out of curiosity, how do you "advertise" yours?
ReplyDeleteAs a point of order, I don't advertise mine. The only people I can think or who do are self-deprecating comedians.
Why hasn't it dawned on anyone that the moving van might be for Tallulah, Scout, or Rumor? I guess because that's not nasty enough. But you could MAKE it nasty: surmise that the kid is running away because Ashton's been trying to sexually abuse her! I know you can do it; I've seen you tear people apart as if they're zebras and you're leopards. Ida can get you started. Three, two, one ... Go!
I think the point of contention here is the fact that these two supposed adults have behaved like high schoolers during the vast majority of their relationship. [Dear God .. they were a unheeded harbinger of Courtney Stodden! But I digress .. ] Pretty much every action in their relationship was some twisted form of the Captain of the Football team dating the Head Cheerleader and when Twitter came upon the scene - holy crap! - did it go to 11. I mean have you read that crap? And this from a 40+ year old woman. [To some extent Ashton's idiocy can be forgiven by the - no doubt - massive amounts of weed this twit inhales.]
ReplyDeleteSo, when you hold your relationship up so publicly as some sort of beacon of relationship perfection and in such a juvenile manner [think of Twitter as a huge box where they can jump up and shout "Look at at us!! Look at us!!!" at the top of their lungs and I think you will get it] when it head south so spectacularly - and dare I say so expectedly - the adults in the room are going at best going to turn their backs, smirk and perhaps let loose a slight guffaw .. at worst they will laugh their asses off. [I am guilty of being worst.]
As for not advertising the break .. oh god .. thank god they aren't! I can only imagine the depth these two would go to out "F*ck You!!" one another what with the thin line between love and hate and all. Rather, in a shocking display of being adult that should be applauded - granted, begrudgingly, they have been relatively quiet. If only they would have gotten a clue a few years earlier.
When Demi and Ashton first got together Bruce Willis was by their side and they promoted themselves as one big happy family. Bruce has been uncharacteristically quiet on their split.
ReplyDeleteTweeting for sex from the next room seems....lazy?
ReplyDeleteActually BinkyM - if you re-read what I wrote, I said the situation is laughable. These two consider themselves Twitter vanguards, so why stop now?
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