In Your Horrifying News Of The Day - Kat Von D Is Recording An Album
You know, I think the headline pretty much sums it all up. Kat von D recording an album is not the best news for anyone except perhaps the people who are renting out the studio, get paid and get to laugh the entire time she makes the record. Do I know if she can sing? Nope. She might be really good, but she also might be on of those Idol contestants who think they are really good, know they are really good, but are the worst singers you have ever heard. What I think someone should do at VH-1 or something is have a compilation of the celebrity songs. You know, you have a show that features the stylings of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian, Kim Zolciak, Jennifer Love Hewitt. Oh, in all fairness, Jennifer's song was not half bad and she sold like several hundred thousand records. Did her song go gold? It might have because it was before downloads so it might have. Still though throw her in the mix and William Shatner. All of these celebrities want to be singers and all the singers want to be actors or athletes.
They could call the show Auto-Tune Wonders!
ReplyDeleteI hope it contains a cover of Courtney Stodden's "Don't Put it on Me, Girl."
ReplyDeleteI still won't buy or listen to it, but it would be apropos.
Well...I think Lindsey actually has a halfway decent voice-or at least she did once upon a time. (Like the Disney reference there?)
ReplyDeleteI thought I remembered Kat being in a band or being a musician or something and played with one of the guys from Miami Ink way back in the day.
Oh FUCK NO
ReplyDeleteCall me judgmental, but as soon as you start tattooing your face, I have no time for you.
ReplyDeleteOf course she is. Of course she is.
ReplyDeleteI looked it up and apparently Kat is a classically trained pianist. Who knew???
ReplyDeleteheidi montag has a decent voice too but it doesn't mean people took her "music career" seriously.
ReplyDeletethe problem is you can't be all over the tabloids as a trash bag and then suddenly try to do something productive and expect people to care or take you seriously. especially these days where apparently everyone can make an album.
Hey now! The Shat made a record with Ben Folds and Ben Folds is fucking awesome. Rockin' the Suburbs is one of my favorite albums of all time.
ReplyDeleteCan we throw Kelly Osborne in the mix too? I actually liked those songs she released way back when. :::bows head in shame:::
ReplyDelete@IceAngel - Really? Wow. There goes my attitude.
ReplyDeleteI am seriously looking forward to Seth MacFarlane's lounge music record, though. Martini, anyone?
I knew she was good at piano but that doesn't mean it's a good idea to record an album. Do you think she would have gotten a record deal had she not been famous from reality TV?
ReplyDelete...and I do love Seth MacFarlane, but I have no interest whatsoever in his album. Stick to drawing and funny voices, plz. And being handsome.
ReplyDeleteI'll be her voice sounds like she's gargling with rusty nails.
ReplyDeleteand I'm with you @Susan...it's impossible to try to converse with someone who has facial tattoos and take them seriously. You gotta laugh.
I find her grotesque to look at, can't imagine listening to her.
ReplyDeleteI honestly thought the headline was going to finish with pregnant, so bring on the album.
ReplyDeleteSlide over, Susan, so I can share your judgmental seat.
ReplyDeleteI never watched Kat's show and the only thing I have seen her in was the clip Enty showed here of her showing Jesse the Douche her tattoo of his 5th grade self. The thought of that goofy voice set to music makes me want to throw something.
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ReplyDeleteHad someone wait on me who had their lip tatted. No freaking joke all I could think the entire time was how that must of hurt. She could have told me I spent 80 bucks for peanut butter and I would have nodded and handed it to her. It was distracting!!
ReplyDeleteHad someone wait on me who had their lip tatted. No freaking joke all I could think the entire time was how that must of hurt. She could have told me I spent 80 bucks for peanut butter and I would have nodded and handed it to her. It was distracting!!
ReplyDeleteI predict a low-rent version of Evanescence (sp?)
ReplyDeleteI don't really like her, but she's such an underdog that I kind of hope it rocks out.
ReplyDeleteShe's good friends with Ville Valo from HIM...come on, Ville, help a bitch out.
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