After years of showing off her body for free, Lindsay Lohan finally let Hugh Hefner pay her for what the world has always seen. Naked Lindsay. According to numerous reports, Lindsay is shooting a Playboy pictorial right now that will pay her close to $1M. Not as much as she would get for having kids and selling their photos, but hey, it will keep Dina happy for awhile and not force her to write that tell all book. I don't know why Lindsay just does not skip right through the whole Playboy thing and head straight over to Vivid for porn. At some point she is going to make a movie that is porn or really close to ti. No one will hire her for anything else because she asks too much money. I am actually surprised that as part of the deal Dina did not promise Hef that he could have Ali to pose when she turns 18.
But how do we know Ali wasn't promised to them in the deal? Lindsay needs to keep all this money for herself and get her life in order. Dina needs to get a real job. Michael needs to be kept in lockup so he doesn't hurt anyone else ever.
ReplyDeleteNekkid photos of Lindsay?
ReplyDeleteEwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Playboy must have given up on doing art photography. I feel sorry for the guys who have to Photoshop the images.
Dina tends to inflate the money numbers for Lindsay, so I'm not so sure about "close to $1 million". How close?
Jenny -- I'll bet it's $100,000. That's only one zero away!
ReplyDeleteWhy would they pay her when she has shots all over the internet of her nasty crotch? I'm sure it's only gotten nastier. Bleck.
ReplyDeletePlayboy can't afford to pay her a million.
one of the tricks Playboy does is let the person say they are being paid outrageous money and not dispute it. So the person can act like they got paid a lot more then they really did.
ReplyDeleteIf this is more then topless I can see why she fired her manager. Her manager was telling her not to do it and Linnocent doesn't want to hear it.
National Geographic boobs in playboy? eh.
ReplyDeleteYep. Definitely makes sense about the business manager parting ways.
ReplyDeleteI can't stand this trick.
Playboy's photo touchup department is going to be putting in a lot of overtime. This sad sack of sexy doesn't even look appealing in her designer threads. Can't imagine what her skank ass looks like nekkid.
If it's true about her doing some of the shoot in the last few days, that'd explain why she had to skip therapy to get her teeth fixed! I don't want to see her naked. I can't remember the last time I read a Playboy... just can't imagine her being the type of thing an 16-year-old boy wants to look at during his, ahem, private time. Do teenage boys have any idea who she is?
ReplyDeleteLindsay is digusting though...and so is her body. I guess there will be a lot of air brushing. They'll also have to whiten her teeth and give her a wig, since her hair looks like it's thinning. It's so sad. With parents like Michael and Dina...this girl didn't stand a chance in life.
ReplyDeleteDlisted's headine: Every Copy Of Photoshop Just Deleted Itself. Ha!
ReplyDeleteIt's interesting that Lindsay still has an opportunity to earn $1 million dollars when her life is in the toilet. How many of us "average" Joe's get this chance? It's terribly said that this money will probably end up being spent on partying and drugs.
ReplyDeletebottom. of. the. bottle.
ReplyDelete(i thought of all you guys when i heard this, haha! we gossip mongers love a tramp tale)
Other sites state $750,000. "Close to a million" is lazy reporting since there are so many other sources that are providing more specifics.
ReplyDeleteWill this be it ? The end, I really hope so. Can't stand this STD ridden piece of trash any more.
ReplyDeletewho HASN'T seen her naked?
ReplyDeleteI know for sure that Hef is senile after this decision.
Who's the target audience for this mess? Hobos? And they only want it to start fires to warm themselves this winter, the poor souls.
ReplyDeleteAnd why buy the cow when we've had the milk for free in the past? LiLo has already paraded around for 'artsy' nudes.
This is the final downward spiral for Lindsay. Next is Skinemax, then hardcore porn, then death--that's what I fear.
I think the only person that will get any of the money is Shawn Holley. I can't imagine Linds has been paying her so far.
ReplyDeleteI think another Playboy trick is to offer bonuses. For example if the issue sells another million copies, compared to our average, we will give you a million bucks. I suspect any deal is more like $100K now and $900K if it sells. Unfortunately, in the case of LiLo, I honestly can't see a million extra buyers lining up to get that issue.
ReplyDeleteWhatever month it's due to come out, i hope nobody buys a single issue and that the subscribers write "return to sender" on their copies and send them back. It's a rerun anyway. We've all seen it and frankly I was not that impressed. The girls are definitely sagging.
ReplyDelete@audrey,
ReplyDeleteshut the f-up and go away...if you do not like what this blog has/what enty writes than go read whatever else you read...f-ing tired of reading your pende critiques of a GOSSIP BLOG.
go read a site "with more specifics"
@ Unknown - I do read other sites. What I'm writing here is called "feedback". And thank you for yours.
ReplyDelete@Layna Day--love the hobos visual hahaha
ReplyDeleteAh yes. Lilo's career is right on track with our expectations. And agree with everyone else...uh, we've all seen it all already.
ReplyDeleteHowever, I have no doubt people want to see this. There are a few gossip websites out there that keep posting pictures of her and her "amazing tits". Ugh. With all the cigarettes and meth I just think she's GROSS.
@Audrey -- in defense of Enty, most of the gossip sites I frequent are also saying LiLo's fee is "close to a million." Enty can be lazy, but I don't think he's being lazy here. ;-)
ReplyDeleteIs Playboy even a reputable nudie source at this point? It used to be the only way horny dudes could see major actresses' bits and pieces, but now we have idiots like Scarlett and Blake making it WAY easier on men with masturbatory impulses.
I mean, internet porn is free and pretty easy to come by (no pun intended) on a daily basis -- so why pay money for a monthly magazine subscription? Besides, they seem to be scraping the barrel when it comes to who poses in their pictorials -- D-list reality "stars" and total has-beens.. I just don't see how Playboy maintains any popularity nowadays.
Oh, and to the defenders: I HAVE read some of Playboy's articles, and they suck, too. :-P
What the hell is she going to do, shove a camera up her ass? I mean, at this point, we've seen it all and for free.
ReplyDeleteAnd they got rid of the business manager so now they can blow (literally) all the money to their hearts content.
ReplyDeleteI also read that she will not be displaying her nips or her vajayjay (I mean, we've already seent them, right?). Guess this will be "tasteful". Like Kuntashians spread.
ReplyDeleteThis money (and I agree it's closer to $100K with escalation points) is probably going to the lawyer and the IRS -- if the latter can find anything declarable.
ReplyDeleteSo Playboy is doing a meth head spread??
ReplyDeleteIs the catch phrase going to be:
" Meth it does a body good." ?
I'll wait for the "adult" video. Tommy Lee apparently has quite the tool; is he available?
ReplyDeletePlayboy initially offered her $750,000, but she wanted a million, so they compromised somewhere in between those two numbers.
ReplyDeleteEmEyeKay - HA!!
ReplyDelete“I think there’s a way to for those kinds of things to be tastefully done and you don’t need to show that, and I don’t think that’s what is needed to win someone an Oscar,” she continued. “For me, personally… I think there are other things you can do to show people that you have talent.” - Lindsay in 2005
This is official, Playboy no longer gives a shit.
ReplyDeletefridays question here should be, "how much would playboy have to pay YOU to pose; full frontal". enty; you go first.
ReplyDeleteOh, if only Dina had offered to appear making out w/Lins in the Playboy spread....
ReplyDeleteElspeth, she probably offered them Ali.
ReplyDeleteLL "fired" her manager just in time to not pay the 10%. And yeah, we've all seen it. The advertisers, not the subscribers, need to boycott this issue. Then we will be getting somewhere. Lilo will waste the money in a short period of time. She owes most of whatever she will make from the pictures anyway. Dina is broke as a joke. Anyone remember Enty talking about how Dina owed a limo company or security or some type of thing like half a mil? That family is robbing Peter to pay Paul.
ReplyDelete...and I would much rather see LL's boobies before those nasty implants.
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