Wow, I feel sorry for Hayley Roberts. 8 years ago she was having sex with Enrique Iglesias and not too long ago she was a Premier League WAG. Now, she is having sex with an alcoholic has been who could be a grandfather soon. That is quite the let down. Then to make matters worse, The Hoff said he would propose to Hayley if Wales beat France in rugby. Please. That is like saying I will ask you to marry me if Lindsay Lohan does not get photographed for a year. If you are going to be with a guy who can make cars run simply from the alcohol fumes coming from his body, I guess that is someone you just don't want to lose so should be married to him. Wow, Hayley must hate listening to Enrique songs on the radio and wondering what could have been.
Enty if you had seen Wales against France in rugby yesterday,you would understand Hoff almost again gets married
ReplyDeleteShe looks like a RealDoll™ in that picture.
ReplyDeleteI also thought he was carrying around a mannequin. She is very straight for a human.
ReplyDeleteEnrique's brother, one of the Filipino-looking ones, tried to pick me up when I lived in Miami. I was in shock. He drove around the block twice and my b/f was home cooking dinner for me, so I didn't even think about it. (Besides, I hate infidelity.) On another occasion, Anna came into a hotel where I worked and paid for a dozen rooms with her Amex. I asked for an ID. She pointed to her lycra running shorts and bodyguards and said, "I don't have anything with me except the card." Good enough for me.
ReplyDeleteNow, if only I could sleep with Enrique and Anna! I would totally do that.
What's a WAG?
ReplyDeleteLove the story Barton!
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't touch Anna, though I'm jealous as hell that she was with Federov for years. She just seems skanky. Enrique? YES. Baliamos indeed.
B - Wives And Girlfriends of sports stars.
ReplyDeleteBlond Barbie indistinguishable from thousands like her trolling the streets of LA. Snore pie with yawn sauce (as Ted Casablanca used to say back when he was funny).
ReplyDeleteWAGs are especially used as the term for wives and girlfriends of soccer players. In the UK, the paps seem to follow them around all the time, while the WAGS shop and sun and preen together.
ReplyDeleteIsn't Anna married to Enrique? Weren't they married at least ten years ago? So did mole-face cheat on Anna?
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