Don't Send Naked Pictures To Cristiano Ronaldo
Cristiano Ronaldo made one of the classic mistakes of the cell phone user. He was trying to hit reply to a woman who sent him XXX rated photos of herself and instead hit forward. Not really so bad there, but then he somehow forwarded the photos to everyone in his cell phone, including his girlfriend Irina Shayk. Why would you even cheat if your girlfriend was Irina Shayk? Oh, and you know Cristiano was cheating. I mean how did the woman get his phone number? She just went straight for the XXX rated photos without any chit chat before? Why was he hitting reply? Was he going to tell her not to send the photos? How did he explain it to Irina? Does she even care? I mean she did not care that he somehow acquired a child during their relationship and does she expect him to cheat? Why does he wear jeans that tight? You would think that he would stuff it with a sock because if you are wearing jeans that tight and show nothing, then who is going to be impressed? Have you ever made a crucial cell phone error? Irina and Ronaldo are supposed to get married in July. No word on whether the naked photo sender will be in attendance.
Please change his label to CRonaldo or CR7, there was a non-douchey Ronaldo before this guy got famous.
ReplyDeleteIs he straight? Something about him seems kind of ... calculated.
ReplyDeleteUm... who the hell is Cristiano Ronaldo?
ReplyDeleteI'm with FS. Ping ping goes the gaydar.
ReplyDeleteOh I love Cristiano - even though he is the most ridiculous, self-absorbed person ever, I still can't help but love him! Also, he used to play awesome football for my beloved Man Utd, so he gets some slack from me :)
ReplyDeleteI haven't made a crucial cell phone error but I've made a crucial landline error at work. A coworker was going above and beyond calling my office with goofball requests and pranks when I was busier than usual to meet a deadline. After this went on for awhile, I finally reached my limit with the pranks when the next call the coworker was asking me to order a bunch of pizzas for a business meeting knowing I hated nothing more than ordering food for people. I was quite rude and responded with a YOU want ME to order YOU pizzas for a business meeting? Why don't you just do it your damn self?! That's when I realized it wasn't the coworker calling, it was the company President on speakerphone at his Senior Management meeting. I felt like the biggest jackass ever!
ReplyDelete^^, lol. well, even the prez can order his own damn pizza i suppose.
ReplyDeletemaybe the jeans aren't tight. MAYBE they're; pajama jeans! you know, that proprietary blend of cotton and spandex, that feels like sleepwear, but looks too good to keep hidden under the covers. he'll look put together all day long.
Yeah this guy is gay.
ReplyDeleteAnd, no offense, but that girl is pretty and all ... but to see her naked? It'd be like seeing a 12-year-old boy. But I guess with him, that's kind of the point.
@ChasingHeaven - Oh my GOD. How horrible!!
ReplyDeletePeople make phone errors all the time (see, DYAC.com) but I don't understand things like emailing photos to YOUR ENTIRE CONTACT LIST. Seriously, tell me how you do this in a simple step.
DYAC.com is making me laugh so hard my kids want to read it (they can't read yet since they are under 4).
ReplyDeleteI thought I was the only one auto correct was out to get. Love it!!
I agree with FS and GladysKravits, too, Cristiano is totally gay. his child was conceived with a surrogate in the US.
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