Well, if evolution is real--and I'm not saying it is--then I sure got the best of it. I've got lungs of iron, buns of steel, abs of concrete, and brains of some really soft, mushy stuff. Seriously--it's like, I know pretty much everything they could teach me at school, so really I should just donate my body (including my brain) to science to see if they can figure me and all my assorted metals out.
It's amazing how evolution skips some of us.
ReplyDeleteI agree.
ReplyDeleteI know Su Ellen. I feel so gypped sometimes. ;)
ReplyDeleteWhat is worse, the guy on the outside of the train or the guy who was so impressed with him inside?
ReplyDeleteWell, if evolution is real--and I'm not saying it is--then I sure got the best of it. I've got lungs of iron, buns of steel, abs of concrete, and brains of some really soft, mushy stuff. Seriously--it's like, I know pretty much everything they could teach me at school, so really I should just donate my body (including my brain) to science to see if they can figure me and all my assorted metals out.
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