Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Donald Trump Cheated On Wife While She Was Pregnant


Are we really surprised that Donald Trump cheats? The guy has been married a bunch and unlike me it is not because he has a mistress named bacon and best friends named Jose and Jack. Oh, and a strange cousin named Stoli who pops up now and then. The Donald as he likes to call himself has been in the blind item space before. But he does it so often it really is not worth mentioning. The only reason it is this time is because I think the woman he was sleeping with while he was pregnant is coming forward. That woman is none other than Stormy Daniels who has also shared some alone time with Charlie Sheen and probably Tiger Woods. Oh, I have an idea, lets play Match Game. YouTube it if you have no idea what I am talking about or go to GSN. Donald met her at a golf tournament and must have liked her__________ because he kept wanting to see her. You don't get the chance for a sexual innuendo pun that also can be something else very often so I figured it was time to pull out the Match Game thing. I am not sure that show works now. You can get away with saying so much more on television now that I think it would lose some of its fun.

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