Are we really surprised that Donald Trump cheats? The guy has been married a bunch and unlike me it is not because he has a mistress named bacon and best friends named Jose and Jack. Oh, and a strange cousin named Stoli who pops up now and then. The Donald as he likes to call himself has been in the blind item space before. But he does it so often it really is not worth mentioning. The only reason it is this time is because I think the woman he was sleeping with while he was pregnant is coming forward. That woman is none other than Stormy Daniels who has also shared some alone time with Charlie Sheen and probably Tiger Woods. Oh, I have an idea, lets play Match Game. YouTube it if you have no idea what I am talking about or go to GSN. Donald met her at a golf tournament and must have liked her__________ because he kept wanting to see her. You don't get the chance for a sexual innuendo pun that also can be something else very often so I figured it was time to pull out the Match Game thing. I am not sure that show works now. You can get away with saying so much more on television now that I think it would lose some of its fun.
Swinging style!
ReplyDeleteNot surprised the man is a pig, with a over-blown sense of entitlement.
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ReplyDeleteDude is looking like a pepaw in this pic!
Forget that it's wrong that he's cheating on his wife--this pic makes the act look downright disgusting.
Like Hugh Hefner and his liver spotted ass marrying a 22 y/o digusting....
These two men need to sit their asses down and stop trying to prove their worth through the attainment and use of youthful women.
Eeeeeew. It's amazing who women will sleep with.
ReplyDeleteMyspace AND The Dirty? Oh my I just flashed back to 2008.
ReplyDeleteWhy is the "StormyDaniels.com" in Walt Disney-style lettering?
ReplyDeleteShe was probably with David Boreanaz, too.
I know power and money are aphrodisiacs, but I don't think I could do Donald Trump no matter how drunk I was.
ReplyDeleteOMG. Match Game! Gene Rayburn. Brett Somers. Jack Klugman. Charles Nelson Reilly. Love, love, love.
ReplyDeleteWhile "he" was pregnant? ;-)
ReplyDeleteEnty, I know that's probably one of your typos, but it's a gigantic pet peeve of mine when men the royal We when it comes to pregnancy and childbirth --as in "we're pregnant!" Um, NO. Melania lugged that kid around for nine months all by herself. Donald didn't have any gestational duties beyond being a sperm donor.
I'm sorry, but I don't feel bad for Melania. The Donald is notorious for cheating -- not that it makes him any less of a dirtbag, but what made her think she'd be anything more than an exotic trophy wife?
@ icywench - I know! They could be very funny. He has cheated on every woman he has ever been with. I guarantee it. He has a ego full of need. And the worst comb over EVER.
ReplyDeleteOMG I LOVED the Match Game! They used to show reruns on the Game Show Network (Do they still have that? I haven't noticed it on my menu for awhile now that I think of it) and it was still just as, if not MORE funny to me. Course now that I'm grown I got the double meanings. They all smoked and drank right there on the panel, it was pure awesomeness!
ReplyDeleteOh and don't forget Richard Dawson! I loved when he was on!
@bluebonnet -
ReplyDeletebe careful what you say about The Combover. I'm pretty sure it can detach itself and hunt down those who criticize it. The Combover lives!
Tees! Haha!
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ReplyDeleteUgh. Her breasts just look UNCOMFORTABLE to me.
ReplyDeletedon't ask me how I know that she's a porn star. lol
ReplyDeleteliked her...pussy willow? back to you Gene!
ReplyDeletestrong grip around the thick club...
ReplyDeleteliked her....oral preformance.
ReplyDeleteIt IS staggering who some women will sleep with LOL Seriously, I might be able to if I were paid lots of money, certainly not for free.
ReplyDeleteStormy Daniels was highly considering running for congress in Louisiana a few years ago. As a republican.
ReplyDeleteNow it makes sense because all the current republican candidates at one point kiss Donald's ass too.
http://technorati.com/politics/article/porn-star-stormy-daniels-could-join/
I liked it when Stormy Daniels was running for something, maybe Senator from Louisiana(?), and she sounded intelligent and well-read in the interview or interviews I read. Could do without her porn bod, which looks grossly malformed in that photo.
ReplyDeleteBut I am not going to judge her for having sex with famous people if she's single or in a relationship where it is an agreed-upon thing. The married men, well, they are creeps.
she looks like marla maples, his (i think) second wife. when i read stories like this, i always wonder what the dealio is between them. how does he contact her? or does he have someone do that? where do they meet, what do they call each other. i can't help it (but sometimes wish i could).
ReplyDeleteLiked her Hole in One...
ReplyDeleteThe Dirty pulled the link.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised we haven't heard about more of his affairs. I agree w/ other posters that he and his wife probably have an agreement.
Fanny Flag was always a fave for me. And then there was Dumb Dora ... which for this post we can change to "Dumb Donald. Dumb Donald was so dumb (How dumb was he?)" Match Game followed by the show with the couples hosted by Bert Convy .. Great viewing!
ReplyDeleteBut on to how this turd keeps getting laid .. Not enough gold, platinum, diamonds, sapphires, booze, psychotropics, Jon Hamm Halloween masks in the world to get me to shake this jerks hand .. much less do the horizontal mambo with him. These chicks must have ZERO self esteem or no gag reflex.. Oh .. guess that would put Stormy in the running!
Whoops .. Sorry for the bad punctuation up there .. on an iPod Touch and you can't see the whole post while typing on this silly thing!!
ReplyDeleteTrump isn't the one who calls himself "the Donald." It was his space case of an ex-wife Ivana.
ReplyDeleteLol TMNT. Snap.
ReplyDeleteJo Anne Worley!
ReplyDeletelol - Popnursing ftw!
ReplyDeleteI'm not surprised.Stormy is a filthy tip-drill who thinks she's sexy becuase she's got lots of plastic surgery and blond hair.
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